claritydaniel

[claritydaniel]

its been almost a year hello

i changed my url

@fairyboyejake

it’s not much rn but we’ll get there amiright

[claritydaniel]

i changed my url

@fairyboyejake

it’s not much rn but we’ll get there amiright

[claritydaniel]

i changed my url

@fairyboyejake

it’s not much rn but we’ll get there amiright

[claritydaniel]

i changed my url

@fairyboyejake

it’s not much rn but we’ll get there amiright

[claritydaniel]

pizza rolls are just spaghetti flavored tide pods

[claritydaniel]

WHY ARE YOU SO BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING IM LOV U BENJI

a look for the summer, im love it ☀️

[claritydaniel]

rb and spread this pls!

i changed my url

@fairyboyejake

it’s not much rn but we’ll get there amiright

[claritydaniel]

i changed my url

@fairyboyejake

it’s not much rn but we’ll get there amiright

[claritydaniel]

[claritydaniel]

Me last year: Omg its my friends birthday im going to buy them things and draw them stuff and

Me now: *texts friend "birth" and nothing else*

[claritydaniel]

reblog if u a lil ugly

[claritydaniel]

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

[claritydaniel]

yall know so much about astrology

[claritydaniel]

You haven’t really listened to an album until you’ve listened to it laying in bed at 4 A.M. wallowing in self-pity

[claritydaniel]

if i can just get stupid for a second here…

i kinda noticed this when i was a kid, around that time in middle school when christmas lost its charm and i started getting bitter and critical about “kid stuff”, and now i’m bringing it back because it’s relevant:

hermey has round ears, not pointy ones like all the other elves.

the reason he can’t do elf stuff right is because he’s not an elf; he’s either a human child or perhaps a very short human man (which wouldn’t be a stretch, as i recall santa wasn’t much taller than the elves in this movie).

[claritydaniel]

She’s so broke

[claritydaniel]

i’m one of those animals from an ol fable who thinks the moon is in a pot of water or some dumb shit