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dnp: ew friends sharing details of their sex lives??? anyways hehehe this specifc gay sex card is so you coded
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The transphobes on Twitter are vile holy shit
#a girl makes one post about trans history and now there’s n*zis in my mentions#I knew it was bad but goddamn
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you can’t just go back and like this way after liking all the other comments. you can’t do that. that’s sick you’re sick you’re twisted

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gay men are friends of dorothy. lesbians are friends of dan and phil
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Dear OP,
May I please ask for some clarification on your last post (the one about Phan Twitter)?
We’re all so confused in the comments and reblogs.
Thank you!
~A severely confused member of the Phandom
Long story short someone tried to do a TIT merch giveaway and people donated money to cover merch and shipping costs but the organizer ghosted the giveaway winners and used the money for personal expenses. It was just found out this week how bad the situation really is 🥴
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What an insane week to be a phannie with a law degree
#this is about the recent events™️ on phan twitter iykyk#phan twitter#has anyone seen what’s been going on over there?#this is why tumblr is my favorite#dan and phil#daniel howell#phil lester
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"But what happens when the girl keeps living, when she ages proudly and defiantly, without abandoning imagination, or stories, or that secret wish to find magic wherever it hides? Well, then the poets would call her a witch."
- The Honey Witch by Sydney J. Shields
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dan thinking girls playing a drinking game with their friends wouldn't spill their sexual preferences is so funny. babe they'll share that sober without anyone even asking what are you on about
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loveee how all their getting dumped and dating stories were during the bush administration almost as if...
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had a weather induced headache and drew them to comfort myself
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I love living in a small town because what do you mean the local library is having a ribbon cutting ceremony for the new carpet that was recently installed
#listen the Midwest has its flaws but it’s the only place something like this would happen#and I love it for that#Midwest
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Thank you so much for your contribution to the phookbook, I'm eating it rn and it fucks severely
I’m so glad you like it!! Also “fucks severely” is cracking me the fuck up and will likely now enter my regular vocabulary
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"the ides of march". "neil banging out the tunes". "superputinelection"
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last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in
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