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Sirius Black would lose his shit if he will be able to learn that the very last album of David Bowie is entitled Blackstar.

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Sirius: Oh bite me, Moony.

Remus:

Remus: You sure that's the comeback you want to go with, Pads?

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when your husband constantly saves the world and in consequence ends up gathering some enemies here and there, you just really starts getting suspicious and pissed off that he’s hiding dangerous information, more than actually worried.

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“Kreacher is cleaning,“ the elf repeated. “Kreacher lives to serve the Noble House of Black –” “And it’s getting blacker every day, it’s filthy,” said Sirius. “Master always liked his little joke,” said Kreacher, bowing again.

…Does this mean Sirius walked around Grimmauld Place making puns about his last name when he was a kid because that’s beautiful.

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Ariana Dumbledore

‘It destroyed her, what they did: she was never right again. She wouldn’t use magic, but she couldn’t get rid of it: it turned inwards and drove her mad, it exploded out of her when she couldn’t control it, and at times she was strange and dangerous. But mostly she was sweet, and scared, and harmless.’  

‘She liked me best. I could get her to eat when she wouldn’t do it for my mother, I could get her to calm down when she was in one of her rages, and when she was quiet, she used to help me feed the goats.’

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obscurial: *forcibly removing the city from NYC*

muggles and MACUSA: *panicking!!!!???

Newt:

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Young Mr. Black

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Ginny:  I spy with my little eye, something beginning with ’s’.

Hermione:  Snape?

Ginny:  Nope.

Hermione:  *Looks over at Harry and Draco fighting*

Hermione:  Sexual tension?

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Remus: where am I?

Sirius: heaven

Remus: oh wow

Remus: didn’t expect you to be here though

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#me rn

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James: Harry I am your father

1 month old Harry: *yawns*

James: “nooooooooooo”

Lily: ok that was really funny and perfectly timed

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james: 2 years ago today, i married my best friend

james: lily is still mad about it but me and sirius were drunk and thought it was funny so

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James to Lily: Lily has no idea I’m high

Lily: (raises an eyebrow) You’re high?

James: I’m sorry

James to Sirius: Lily has no idea I’m high

Sirius: (rolls his eyes)

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“Da do da do do” said Harry to his exhausted godfather.

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a good distraction