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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia + Memes

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OP: My dad insisted on betting me 20 yuan he could do a handstand... with both hands.

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my hottest take

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I dropped my phone and idk what I accidentally tapped but tumblr gave me this error message and it scared me so bad I feel like im in a horror movie and tumblr is screaming and chasing me

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CITATION NEEDED?!!!

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I think "fuck you, I hate your work and I will do it myself and I will do it better" is a really funny and epic sentiment. i started publishing poetry because an ex boyfriend of mine was publishing really ass poetry in a bunch of journals and I was like "Jesus christ, this is garbage, I could do that, and I could do it better." now I have a page in the Academy of American Poets and I've published a full length collection and his website says "former poet." You should win by succeeding way harder than they do. Spite is a legitimate energy source.

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i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

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I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.

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“The bird in Charlie’s Angels is, I believe, the wrongest bird in the history of cinema — and one of the weirdest and most inexplicable flubs in any movie I can remember. It is elaborately, even ornately wrong.” (I was slack-jawed by the end of this.)

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my ancestors seeing me shrug off a diarrhea session

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Actual roman epitaph for a dog

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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!