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Classpect the guy who ☠️ the CEO of the United healthcare? /hj
Rogue of Doom. Also get rekt McD’s employee.
#mod astro#we here at a semi-active hs blog would like to remind everyone that right to violence was the second thing on the list of available actions
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What is the classpect of someone who craves connection so bad but is constantly fumbling every type of relationship ever
Maid of Blood. Gotta learn your aspect there, bud.
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Theoretically asking what is the classpect of someone who has a shit ton of missing assignments and yet still chooses to spend their time scrolling
It's for scientific research I swear
Rogue of Light. Stop avoiding your aspect and do it /pos.
#mod astro#I know it sucks but ur in the homestretch friend#I believe in u#now get off tumblr and do your work to some Spotify playlists
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Could you classpect the person reading this?
None of Bitches.

#mod astro#tragically as I write this I am also reading this so. yeah.#also tumblr compression strikes again I just have mega minds baby greens staring at me as I write this#this is why comic writers are terrified of John Constantine#jokes aside#Best of Job You Can Do
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Hi :3 I sent you a puma image a bit ago ! I do not have any more puma images but I have reaction images that I made and edited from that one puma image :3 would you like to see them ?
Give Me The Animal
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in the sessiond. straight up "stealing" it. And by "it", haha, well. Let's justr say. Hope
they didnt need it anyway Super Hope Laser Blast
#mod li#i was a hope hater for a while#still am to some extent but mostly in the way that i am just a default hater forever#anyway please keep doing this
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I was Knight of Space for the longest time, but I redid some classpect quizzes at my friends' suggestion, so now I'm suddenly a Sylph of Life and they're all bullying me (/affectionate) for it.
Our session may be doomed because we don't have any time OR space players anymore, but who cares when I can heal everyone into submission, amirite? /j
i have some bad news to break to you. there is not a single good classpect quiz. classpecters are all motherfuckers who disagree with each other and cannot come to a conclusion (myself included) and usually when they Do come to a conclusion its agreed upon in the same way that fanon interpretations of characters are agreed upon (slash neg). you can take every classpect quiz out there and get a different result every time.
chances are, you are not a knight of space or a sylph of life. in order to really figure out whats going on youll have to take the position of the person who knows yourself best and actually Learn classpecting to figure out whats going on with you. bonuses of this include a sense of satisfaction and the ever persisting delusion that you are the only person who is right about classpect forever.
HERES THE GOOD NEWS: none of this matters if you dont want it to. you can say you are anything. if you dont want to go down the fake scholarly road of imaginary personality classification systems you Dont Have To. the world is soup.
#mod li#i do still have i think im the most correct about everything disease but at least i am aware of it.
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classpect the "the missile knows where it is" meme
Mage of Light. Knows far too much far too late.
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im gay and homophobic what kind of bard am i
I have terrible news. We just got the results back and you’re Jinx from the award-winning show Arcane: League of Legends. It’s terminal.
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Did you kill the other mods? How was the battle? Or was it like a sneaky assassination with knives, poison, and backflips?
dude you cant assume that bc im a thief im sneaky. first and foremost im a time player. it was a very swordful affair. blood explosion and loud mockery. great battles. astro is still alive but i bully him
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mages are the most likely to have a reddit account they used once for some minor question or curiosity but then for some reason got banned for literally no reason when they check it again after three years have passed
ok new rule for the generalizing groups of people based on fictional categories blog. if you send in an ask like this you need to state a full classpect and also disclose whether this is based on your personal experience or not. but yeah i agree this sounds plausible
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HELL YEAH BABY ITS COCKATOO LOVES ELVIS. THE GUYS JUST GOING. GOOD VIDEO
i am sorry for trauma dumping in the classpect blog. i have made mistakes. here is a dancing bird i hope it makes up for it a little https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEQuDyuQFKE
this one made me laugh. i do appreciate how genuine the apology is, and the fact that you felt bad enough to send an ask about it really gets me for some reason. you alone are forgiven
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Gentle eyes puma :3
thank you for being normal. this large car has absolutely huge eyes. i appreciate the image and accept more in the future. did you know that on tumblr mobile if you answer an ask and then someone sends you another ask while youre typing it, posting the ask will crash the app entirely. i learned this. i know it now. from experience as you can imagine
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time player duel? let's throw hands behind the arbys. I will lose but it's the principle of thing.
hell yeah dude i will be bringing my sword though fair warning
#mod li#sworddd. sword. fucking love sword. i love it. awesome shit#making heart eyes right now thinking about swords (i love swords)
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being a seer of void is really funny because all the seer stereotypes of a level-headed know-it-all (which is wrong on multiple levels, but whatever) gets negated by being a void player. why did i do that thing i did? i don’t know, i felt like it. if you need guidance i’ll provide it but it will be in four increasingly ununderstandable paragraphs and also probably unasked for. all those people who don’t understand me? just jealous they don’t feel the flow of the universe like me. that being said people love telling me terrible things unprompted and if they don’t stop i might have to start killing.
ill admit i kept this one for personal reasons. this is a 2023 ask and not a 2021 one. this one made me laugh specifically because i have a seer of void character who aligns very closely with parts of this ask. not all of it. enough to be funny.
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thinking about the people who call you he instead of they thougth you should know. hi father. oh yeah uhh princes of heart
final 2021 ask. this one is really really funny to me. its unhinged in a very specific way. hi li i am pondering the people who misgender you just wanted you to know that. princes of heart. its a very good ask i like it a lot
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gay penguins?
yeah from madagascar theyre on tv right now
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