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i wanna rant about knights as preds

okay so you got the protection aspect, that's a given, super hot super awesome love to see it

but there's also a bunch of great stuff that happens cause it's this big guy covered in armor with a belly full of tiny guy, i'm gonna make a bulleted list now

- imagine how tight his belly would be against the cold metal, how squished the prey must be inside that gut

- ah that's just making me think of how a gurgling belly would sound pressed against metal

- the mentality the knight has of "i need to protect you, but also i need to do other stuff" king of multitasking

- hearing the *CLANG CLANG* of a reassuring pat on where you are in his belly must be great

- the armor also hides the gut, (prey getting hidden is so damn hot, maybe it's a soft degrading thing idk)

- pred withdrawing to his quarters and gently removing his armor, finally able to touch his gut, he rubs the outlines of the passenger in his belly, doing his best attempt at comforting them.

(do yall think just random thoughts as a list works? should i start like breaking these up into more posts or does the list format work.)

MINORS DNI

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Truly sucks

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Crying b/c there are literally NO books about women who fall in love with handsome fat men

RUDE

I want to be REPRESENTED

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I problem Ive been experiencing recently

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these are a few of my favorite things ❤️

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I <3 Keith Haring Edit: I deleted the heart one because I didn't like the look of it D:

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Me after one cheeseburger

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Joined the 300 club!!

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Gaining tips?

I've wanted to gain for a pretty long time now but my every attempt of trying to gain and have a fat belly ands up on me gaining few kilos and then either I'm too exhausted to eat or forget and then i end up going back to where i started

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Quick feedism PSA‼️‼️

I need yall to genuinely start putting watermarks in your images and NEVER showing your face here. I have had multiple mutuals that I can count on one hand have their images stolen for catfishing, scams, and even have been DOXXED this past month.

I know this community is a safe place for a lot of us but it's really not THAT safe. Some horrible people like to watch our content and if they don't get what they want, will not HESITATE to dox you. A lot of these people genuinely do not care about you and only see you as a sex object...something to goon to-

The issue will never stop....But you can make it less likely to happen to you or establish your credit.

So please:

Blur or Crop your face

Blur your tattoos

DONT USE YOUR REAL NAME

Place a watermark on your content

Don't mention ANYTHING about your personal life (Birthdays, Anniversaries, etc.)

Don't use emails that are connected to your personal social media accounts

We already know most social media platforms handle reports carelessly and this issue has been happening more frequently lately.

If you don't care about your privacy that's completely fine. But if you're very particular about your privacy and like posting on social media PLEASE try to do some of these.

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reblog if you’d let a 355 lb girl get on top 😋✨