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Fave new twitter thread

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NO-BAKE LOTUS BISCOFF CHEESECAKE

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Pink Heart-Shaped Churros

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Toast: Sykkuno, do you know what an orgasm is?

Corpse: *spits out water* What the fuck-

Sykkuno, completely serious: When you fold paper to look like birds and stuff.

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Corpse: I'll have a martini, dry.

Sykkuno, looking at liquid ingredients: I don't know how to tell you this...

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kagome: inuyasha’s gone into his demon form, i can’t believe I have to kiss him to break the spell  shippo: uh, kagome, can’t you just tell him to sit like you did before�� kagome, already putting on chapstick: no, i’m gonna kiss him 

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Yeah so... I wonder how Tart is gonna take the fact that Scaramouche (Scary Douche™️) just tried to off his girl.

I— 😶

Someone pretty please slam down this idea on a table for a fanfic or something and then link me 😅 I need that type of energy in this ship haha

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France has gone full Nazi against the Muslims

“French President Emmanuel Macron has asked Muslim leaders to accept a “charter of republican values” as part of a broad clampdown on radical Islam.

President Macron has also announced new measures to tackle what he called “Islamist separatism” in France.

The measures include a wide-ranging bill that seeks to prevent radicalisation. It was unveiled on Wednesday, and includes measures such as:

Restrictions on home-schooling and harsher punishments for those who intimidate public officials on religious grounds

Giving children an identification number under the law that would be used to ensure they are attending school. Parents who break the law could face up to six months in jail as well as large fines

A ban on sharing the personal information of a person in a way that allows them to be located by people who want to harm them

“We must save our children from the clutches of the Islamists,” Mr Darmanin told the Le Figaro newspaper on Wednesday. The draft law will be discussed by the French cabinet on 9 December.

Earlier this year, President Macron described Islam as a religion “in crisis” and defended the right of magazines to publish cartoons depicting the Prophet Muhammad. Such depictions are widely regarded as taboo in Islam and are considered highly offensive by many Muslims.

Following these comments, the French leader became a figure of hate in several Muslim-majority countries. Protesters have also called for a boycott of French products.

France has western Europe’s largest Muslim population.”

TLDR;

• Children will be given an IDENTIFICATION NUMBER to help locate them. 

• Imams must register. 

• No political actions as Muslims. 

Macron is going full Marine Le Pen

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this bitch said “,okay,”

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here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

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at your wifes house rn😏 she hitting me with a broom

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crow wearing a bow

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Sock thief 

via reddit: u/hqs_itemshop3

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BREONNA TAYLOR’S CASE IS FINALLY GOING TO BE PLACED IN FRONT OF A GRAND JURY

After almost 200 days since Breonna Taylor was murdered, her case will be presented to a grand jury by Attorney General Daniel Cameron. 

— WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

It means that it’s time to go harder than ever before for Breonna Taylor. 

1. GET OFF YOUR LAZY *** AND SIGN THIS THIS AND THIS PETITION

2. DONATE TO BREONNA’S FAMILY IF YOU CAN

3. MAKE SOME CALLS DEMANDING JUSTICE! Numbers are included in THIS Twitter thread.

MORE INFO INCLUDED IN THIS TWITTER THREAD.

It’s time to show everyone that WE CARE ABOUT BREONNA TAYLOR. We want JUSTICE FOR BREONNA TAYLOR. 

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