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all i can imagine is lucio and reinhardt listening to some carly rae jepsen in their spare time before missions now

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i can be your angle…. or yuor devil

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this is the worst tumblr post i’ve ever seen in my life

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also little british things:

racism

homophobia

more racism

sexism

some more homophobia

even more fucking racism i hate this country actually

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What your Overwatch main says about you

Tracer:  you always talk and never shut up. makes the worst puns probably post a lot of memes. really into social justice. here to have fun, not to win

Lucio: you have good taste in music. unique person who is the coolest in the friend group

d.va: you unironically like anime but still say you hate it. calls others weeaboos

Junkrat: you smoke a lot of weed

Hanzo: chaotic neutral. “i didn’t come here to make friends, i came to win”

Reinhardt: you don’t talk a lot. you’re probably really nice but nobody ever talks to you. does what’s needed of them 

Roadhog: loves food and hates everything else. 

Soldier 76: you play a lot of FPS games. probably have a daddy kink. you love suffering and memes about suffering

Winston:  nobody mains winston. probably got a new skin and wanted to see it in action

Zenyatta: probably a hipster. tries their best. deserves love

Widowmaker: thinks they’re really cool and actually kind of is. spends a lot of money on makeup

Pharah: you’re cool and dont take shit from anybody. really protective over friends. “i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass”

Mercy: youre the mom of the friend group. gives really good advice. likes watching people get dragged. turns off voice chat because all you’d hear is them screaming

Mei: you are an innocent cinnamon roll and all your friends are really protective of you. doesn’t speak bad about anybody-(( anybody that matters))

Bastion: you like robots

Genji: you want to fuck robots

Symmetra: you hate everyone and everything. youre sneaky and plotting some shit probably right now

Reaper: you never got out of your emo phase. still listens to linkIn park. you cry every night.

Mccree: you think cowboys are cool. might have some gay tendencies

Torbjorn: you do a lot of work and don’t mind not getting credit for it. 

Zarya: youre really gay

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Sexualising children = wrong

Something that will always amuse me

Is these 12 - 15 year old kids who’re like,“ umm YIKES sweaty loli is literally pedophilia and so is aging a character to a point where they’re no longer a minor like YIKES you pedo/pedo apologist ” and at the same time talking about how they wanna fuck all these characters who are very much adults and when they’re called out on it they go, “um it’s just fiction lol bye homophobe!1! 😂”

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little known fact: this piece is incomplete, before writing the final words banksy became consumed by hubris and jacked off so hard to his artistic genius that he died. the intense blood splatter is what was left upon climax, suggesting that banksy was going to mold this piece into his magnum opus before his great fall. in mourning of this tragic event, residents of nyc suggested that banksy now be referred to as Banksy, The Big Jerk Off.

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classic one

Never forget the time someone decided that actual criminals deserve special rights because people called them names

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i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

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me @ my son: wolfgang, you were named not after one wolf but a whole gang of wolves,

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She ended trump’s campaign AND homophobia 😍

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