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if you ever think you’re being too confident, just remember that dominos tried to open in italy, and taco bell tried to open in mexico

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good morning girls, gays, and theys

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porn bots want me, porn bots fear me

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also good evening lovely friends 💘

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i hate the new tumblr update I HATE IT

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who’s gonna take me for a ride in their limo? anyone? …please?

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guess what. GUESS WHAT. my burger king order is on its way

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still want that burger king, am still unable to get that burger king

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i’m that guy at the grammy’s who didn’t know how to pronounce assassins creed valhalla

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damn i literally won an award last night and i still woke up this morning and tripped over the loose tile in my bathroom

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'just let it go' 'just walk away' 'just ignore it' sentences that enrage me

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nothing but love and respect for MY queen pamela anderson

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im like when a girl consumes too much media but doesnt have enough real life interactions

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In the club throwing bouillon cubes at the back of people's heads

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saw an ad for burger king and got a craving; my local one shut two hours ago 😐

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i’m hibernating because i have a zit right under my nose

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it’s hard to watch your dreams crumble. rip my cameo in ted lasso, i still think about you