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“I’m the Labor Day Fairy and I’m here to teach you the true meaning of collective bargaining.”

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depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal

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If Supernatural was my fun little comics project, aka Dean is a grunge punk and Sam is a grunge emo. Cas stays the same tho

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be careful with what series you watch/read during emotional points in your life because they will forever contain a ghost of your past self within it now

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Found this news article randomly and can i just say GIVE HER HER FUCKING MONEY BACK RIGHT NOW.

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and then there were two

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been meaning to do something like this but was really spurred to after seeing cqraa’s piece

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Okay dark confession time when I was 13 I got a tumblr bc my mom finally let me have an email, and immediately I ended up in kin tumblr. It's like 2016 for reference. So anyways at the time kindating was still hugely a thing and not particularly thought of as weird as long as you stayed in the bubble of kin blogs. But I was 13 and technically not allowed to date, and frankly was kinning for notoriety in kinblr, until I got messaged abt possibly kindating. I ended up breaking it off w that person but they bought me a Nintendo eshop gift card(which to be fair is the height of romance to a starry eyed barely teen kin blogger on tumblr in 2016, aka me) so I started this get rich quick scheme for Nintendo eshop gift cards from kindating bc I didn't have a PayPal at the time. I'd match kins with people just to kindate them and get a gift card. I think I quit after 3 months and remade my blog. Anyways the eshop is long dead so I can't recreate this scheme even if I wanted to. I refer to this story as kinfishing

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I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

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Rose O'Neill knew what was up

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since when did snapple start dabbling in elemental elixirs

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can you guess my new brainrot

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There was a character in a book I read once who was described as "handsomely fat" and that phrase is stuck in my brain forever. The author really was like "no shut up, they're charismatic, they're good-looking, they're handsomely fat. not just handsome AND fat; them being fat is directly contributing to their good looks. you agree." and they were RIGHT

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We just went from tight funds to WTF. My husband was just fired for no reason other than one of the owners being best friends with a woman who works in the kitchen and has zero qualifications. The kitchen has health hazards through the damn roof every shift she works, and husband has had to explain this to the owner. They didn't like this, nor the improvements to the kitchen because they don't like change.

He's applying for new jobs now, and won't be applying for unemployment because they always say no. Applying for unemployment in Oregon is extremely difficult.

In the meantime, I need y'all to purchase my work or commission me. I'm Disabled and on fixed income, husband is the only one who can work.

My Shop is here. I have digital downloads, quilts as small as coasters and as large as lap quilts available, as well as original paintings. Use this coupon for 40% off. Expires September 30th, 2025.

My commission page is here. They start at $25 USD with the option to pay more. I have samples of my work below the cut. I had planned on finishing the quilting room before getting to work on commissions, but I have to prioritize.

If you would like to donate instead, I have several options. You can use my Ko-fi page, but a cut is taken. I suggest using CashApp or PayPal, and mark it as Friends and Family for the latter.

Please, share this on whatever social media you have. Link to my shop, my commission page, or even just this post.

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