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happy pride month to my fellow queer birders 🦄

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im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content

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Artfight attack for @graffitidraws featuring my oc Ginger:)

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Yet another artfight revenge for @slashrabbitbunny >:) this one has been on the backburner for a while now, and I am very happy I finally got it done!!!

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Artfight attack for @tobikumori

The stamp itself is under the cut

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Artfight revenge for the user ~Mishamaru8773 I forgot to post earlier

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trying to pay attention at work when you've got a new toy at home:

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an excuse to draw john marston ass/legs ok byeeee

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my editing software: got some straight gas 🔥this one's called "sample text" you'll be higher than a kite

me: yeah whatever i don't feel shLorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

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I imagine that when I die there will be an end screen and in the bottom right corners a bunch of achievements will pop up.

Something like "Difficult mode: Lived over 20 with a disability", "Evasive: never did your taxes", "Versatile: tried at least 30 different hobbies", etc.

And then my soul self will go "Aw man, I was going for a 100 year long run... Oh well, I'll try speed running next."

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Artfight attack for @vellecann

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Artfight attack for @catatonicatnap

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Artfight attack for @/roseadies on twitter🤠

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Texas trying to ban weed and vibrators is crazy because what the fuck else are you supposed to do there, outrun charging bulls and get in shootouts with the rangers?*

*Disclaimer: I am aware Texas is a place of outstanding natural beauty with rich history and a distinct, diverse and beautiful culture and that it is no longer 1883. This post utilizes comedic exaggeration.

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toxins and sludge toxins and sludge im a little lad who loves toxins and sludge

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GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)