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'ello ... am back - no clue how it's really working buuut ... LOOK AN OTTER 🦦

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couple of lil eurovision memes for ur viewing pleasure

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Niall: Can I have some vodka?

Louis: What's the rule?

Niall: That there's no drinking before noon

Louis: No, that's Liam's rule

Louis: My rule is that you bring me a bottle too

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Harry: Why is your back all scratched up?

Louis: *remembers chasing a raccoon after Harry told him to leave it alone*

Louis: I'm having an affair

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Liam: I'm gonna drag you through hell

Zayn: Does that mean we get to hold hands?

Liam:

Liam: Yes

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Louis: Raise your hand if you think Harry and I should start dating

Everyone: *raise their hands*

Louis: Put your hand down, Harry

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Harry: *reaches for fries on Lou's plate*

Louis: *slams a grocery store divider between them*

Harry:

Louis:

Harry: I thought you said you didn't take that

Louis: And you said you didn't want fries, yet here we are

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Niall: Liam... just accept it. They are not coming back. They're dead.

Liam: *writing fanfiction and multiple theories* NOT UNTIL THE LAST BOOK IS PUBLISHED!

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Louis: Nialler, I need your help to flirt with Harry!

Niall: hmmm

*later*

Harry: *putting his guitar back in its place*

Louis: *hiding behind him, sultry look* hey Ha-

Louis: *gets hit by the guitar as Harry screams*

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Louis: Why would I f*ck a demon? Simple, the status

Louis: Imagine rolling up into hell already having your back blown out by one of their own. Imagine you and a gang of other losers standing at the gates of hell, they're all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their all for eterity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? Legandary.

Zayn: Please, it is 4am, just go to sleep-

Liam: No, wait, he has a point, please continue

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Harry/Niall: I drink to forget

Zayn: That's choclate milk

Liam/Louis: Yeah, me too

Zayn: And that's ju... Where the hell did you get the vodka from?!

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Niall: Can you not stand so close to me? You're making me claustrophobic.

Harry: What does claustrophobic mean?

Louis: It means a fear of Santa Clause.

Niall: What- no, it doesn't!

Liam: Ho ho ho.

Harry: Stop! You're scaring him!

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Louis: I didn't want to do this, but I do know one way we could get the money.

Liam: You'd make a decent prostitute.

Louis: I'd make an amazing prostitute, but I was talking about another way

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Niall: What's your favorite thing to do?

Liam: stalking my favourte person

Niall: ...

Niall: I like to swim

Liam: I know

Niall: What?

Liam: What?

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Louis: Isn't it weird how Google has become a synonym of search?

Harry: *looking lovingly into their eyes* I've been googling for someone like you my whole life.

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Brook: Hey Rye, have you seen my top?

Rye: yeah, Harper is in the kitchen