clockwisevampirehumper

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polyamory hate is so weird to me, because "having casual sex with multiple people at the same time" is considered like. a sign of being a cool person, until those people are like. fat or have blue hair and pronouns or whatever

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have i ever posted this? idk. anyways, drawing that i made a few months ago (that's why it's so chopped 🥀)

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these strawpage reqs are crazy

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regular doctors will be like "idk i think you might be stupid" & then specialists will be like "idk i think your doctor might be stupid"

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i wanna hear you going psycho if you're going psycho i wanna hear

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hate yourself, do you hate yourself? i don't hate myself, i tolerate myself i wish i was someone else but it seems too stupid to mention

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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I gotta be honest, this Gerard x leathermouth Frank fic I'm writing is ending up with a lot more detailed description of Gerard eating Frank's ass than I originally planned.

But also I think it's important to the story now. And have you seen leathermouth Frank's ass? That cake is a whole meal. So really it was inevitable.

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I can literally just hang out? Like leave my home and walk wherever???

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sometimes i wish i had facial hair

like sexy stubble or something that would be so cool

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Didnt know you were 15. I am really sorry for you.

WHAT DO YOU MEANBY THIS AM I GOING TO DIE WTF IM SCARED

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so it turns out that time actually does go by faster as you get older. just like how adults told me it would when i was younger. pisses me off

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Youre supposed to call him leonardo..........

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before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode"

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His ass crack is just. Fully out.