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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith
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I’m going through a very tough time right now— could I get some encouragement from you, my liege?
You must be your own favorite person. Treat yourself with the kindness you would extend to your dearest friends. Go outside and walk, or run if you need to. I want to hear your warrior's cry. Toss your mane and gallop through the fields. Give yourself a handful of oats to feast upon. If anyone stares at you, put your middle finger up at them, and then give them Horse Kick until they Beg For Mercy!
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Greetings Transgenders... I am happy to anounce that today you are extra visible to me. I can see you so clearly. I am looking at you. I am nodding and smiling. I will continue to look at you with both of my eyes wide open for the rest of the day. I will not blink until midnight. Happy Trans Gender Day Of Visibility!!!!!!!!
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happy holidays y’all!
to everyone who is forced to be around family this holiday season- you can do this! do not let the opinions of extended (or nuclear) family damage your self-expression and perception of yourself.
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Sal's Eyes
Two separate artworks I'm lumping together here. Have I mentioned I'm a bit obsessed with this game?
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feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself

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rip to all my henchmen out there
2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.
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the croaker gets it.
Jinx Arcane is just female Joker I am literally her. Except she has the blue hair and I have the pro nouns
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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
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furudate really cooked with kageyama having teammates but no friends and hinata having friends but no teammates and both of them finding what theyve been missing in karasuno
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