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ow my penis, ow my balls

forever i must roam these halls

vast gauntlets of agony

punching me in my pee pee

ow my dick and ouch my sack

looking forward, never back

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i love this little things fucking head. look at it. wet idiot.

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light yagami is so fucking stupid in like a month they narrowed it down from like it could be anyone in the world.. to it could be anyone in japan to it could be anyone in the kanto region to it could be any student in the kanto region to its honestly probably one of the family members of these two policemen and my god this mans son is so fucking weird whats wrong with him like honestly i think L should have just taken the risk and hit light with a car one day and been like huh funny the kira murders stopped right this policemans son got hit by a car i asked my chauffeur to drive into him funny how that works out

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once again it’s that time of year where my brother puts up the Holiday Decoration

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in the words of the great Elizabethan wordsmith William Shakespeare, in Hamlet Act IV Scene V, “When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.” or, in the words of the great Twitter wordsmith @Horse_ebooks,

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i cant stop thinking about this. keanu really looks like he’s in the game

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Someone’s cozey : )

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Baby snakes chilling in a plant pot

(via)

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@unpretty

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What makes you think it’s okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?

sometimes i watch television shows for entertainment purposes.

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girl you look like you drop common loot when defeated

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Jurassic Park except they provide proper enrichment for the animals and they therefor don’t feel the need to hunt slow, small humans.

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the Spanish word for “work” —trabajo— comes from “torture”, “to torture”, or “instrument of torture”