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It's me I'm the gal into sneezing and crying wait what who said that
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Just talking to the void again
I thought that this girl had like mind reading powers cause she always texts me when I’m thinking about her, it’s been happening for like a year, but I just realized that no, it’s just that I’m always thinking about her. So like no matter when she texts me, I was just thinking about her pffft
#lmao different girl than I was yapping about the other day#my life is full of lesbian heartthrobs apparently
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Fr tho, my #1 without fail snz trigger is crying for some reason. If anyone has dacryphilia AND snz kink, I’m your gal 🫡
when u need to cry but u don’t wanna wash all the flonase out of your nose 😔
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when u need to cry but u don’t wanna wash all the flonase out of your nose 😔
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My childhood friend who is one of the many “guys” I had crushes on who is actually a girl now is in town and wanted to hang out and she’s been lowkey flirting with me ever since coming out but I can’t see her cause I’m too sick I will literally cry forever 😭
#she also has insane hayfever#and made an insta post once about being a pretty girl with a sore throat fkshdhssj#she is such a catch apart from the part where our families still do Christmas together and my mom is her mom’s boss lmaoo#anyways I’m sad T.T#not snz#my blog is so annoying now I’m sorry
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My nose is unbearably itchy, my whole face feels like it’s on fire, my head feels like it’s gonna explode - but do I actually ever sneeze? No :|
#allergy snz#only not#well Ive sneezed like a few times#but not nearly enough for how fucking itching I am#*itchy
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It was allergies but not even the fun kind just the bitching headache kind :(
Ah, the age old game of is this acid reflux + allergies or do I have a cold
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Why are the people in the family medicine waiting room always like the most beautiful people you ever saw. Like is this my weird kink brain finding people more interesting in a medical setting or what’s up with that
#like I think I fell in love#with this one woman#idk I’m stupid and gay and touch deprived#life deprived tbh#on a related note#fuck doctors I might never go back there#I fucking hate doctors#except for the good ones but they are all impossible to get into
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The way this mf had a CHOKEHOLD on me like guys this is a big part of my origin lore lmaoooo

#while being stuck at home sick#I am looking through a lot of old books#which is why I keep posting about my experience growing up with this#cause there is so much there lmfao
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Ah, the age old game of is this acid reflux + allergies or do I have a cold
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It’s funny how when you get a certain level of sick you just start collecting diseases like Pokémon
#also does anyone have advice for#how to find a doctor who will actually be willing to tape into account all of them#my doctor lowkey gets annoyed that I keep ah inf new problems amd refuses to look at the big picture of it ll
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googling how to get rid of the gay thoughts but not because of homophobia just because i am too tired to feel emotions
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to my horror I have discovered that my family bookcase still contains the scooby doo sickfics I wrote as a literal 4 year old. I mean luckily no one blinks twice about that when you’re that young but like…I know 😭
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sometimes the gay panic is genuinely detrimental to my health
#ramble#not snz#sometimes for your art#you have to cast your current crush and your childhood crush#as romantic leads in your play#because they are perfect together#and then you get really sick and do t get to direct it#and get to watch from afar as they become close and you drift away from any chance of connection#lolz
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it’s so sad how A/rcane does actually have snz in it but it’s just like the most unsexy scenario possible. Like so many characters I would want to see snz but instead it’s just some poor random guy getting poisoned :(
#funny to be writing about this#when I can no longer watch television and probably won’t for a long time#and this show came out months and montha ago now#but I’m thinking about it lmao#also sorry there’s so few reblogs on here rn#scrolling and reading still very difficult#snz#snarcane#is that the tag i don’t remember lol
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