clownereye

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a bit more of Simon for you guys <3

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new tricks.

early access + nsfw on patreon monster!AU masterpost

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if your water breaks… i will fix it.

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i bet it feels good as fuckkkk to explode and die

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How B squad met their father

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scroll for me my angel of blogging

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they spend every second together no matter what

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(after mistakenly and shamelessly confessing to a crime during police interrogation) but that’s what i would say if it was opposite day today

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before you vaguepost, THINK:

T- do i know what its about

H- are you going to tell me what its about

I- i want to know what its about

N- can you give me a little hint maybe

K- please i need to know

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Rule #1 stick to the fucking bit

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swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

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collar around my neck but it says bite risk

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my love for you was like an open wound

yucky and gross 😖

- i've been practicing my poetry if you think i should blaze this one let me know

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Old cod art dump #2

(I will get back to answering asks soon i swear)

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they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him

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i plan on becoming the one dog that does not go to heaven