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had a dream about post fall hannigram and this is what they looked like in it.

commissions / my shop!

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"They tried to kill eachother!!" oh my godddd that was only a couple of timessss and they were literally flirtingggg shut uppppp

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i get that the first image is like “woah two alphas 😈 square off for the prize 🔥💯” but i always read it as cute like maybe they’re just friends saying hi??? have you ever considered that???

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came home high while my mom was in the kitchen—felt like indiana jones sneaking through booby traps trying to get to my room

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white people luv saying “we’re gathered here” at The Function

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🩸💉

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I forgot I made this last month

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“i am a good fisherman, jack.”

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Mary Sauer, Yellow kitchen, 2021

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yesss evil twink era

the unmasking of it all

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post-fall au where will starts an instagram account for himself and hannibal and uses it mostly to piss jack off

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public transit fare inspectors are like Party City cops. you are dressing up as a pig but you are not fit for the barn

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aough i am so high rn,, accidentally put on a screamo playlist and i’m having such a nice time actually

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my sillies

Lydia Deetz, Lydia Deetz, Lydia Deetz!

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strange ily but i literally have clown in my name… i cannot forsake The Croaker

WHO WILL WIN

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I ABSOLUTELY LOVE the way hannibal is looking at will like "I would flay the skin from saints and poets alike, if only to wrap you in something worthy of your mind. You are exquisite, Will—and I would kill, carve, and curate a feast of mankind, just to make you feel adored." and then will there's like: yO dIrTy AsS bItCh DoNt PsYcHoAnAlYzE mE

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“do you know, i could break beneath the weight of the goodness, love, i still carry for you?”

hey someone please let hozier know i am COMING for him. this is sick and twisted i can’t believe this /pos

i just love him so much… he better count his days