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Gary: yknow, I've been studying a bit of Shakespeare lately- 

Herbert: ....

Gary: *exit, pursued by (polar) bear*

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Rookie: Cool Catchphrase! 

JPG: Did you just say "cool catchphrase" out loud- 

*JPG proceeds to be hit by an anvil* 

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Rookie: ooh, so the trained scientists can go through the giant glowing portal and be fine, BUT WHEN I- 

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Rookie: What can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible!

Rookie: I-I mean.. irresistible.

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Rookie: normalize being lost and confused. Like what the actual flip is going on

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Rookie: i need relationship advice

Skip: break up.

Rookie: at least listen to me first??

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Jet Pack Guy: pro-tip, instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. same shit will happen, you just wont care anymore

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Aunt Arctic: did you forget to do the dishes?

Rookie, drinking from a flower vase: what gave you that idea?

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Rookie: You saved me! But why?

Herbert: Don't get the wrong idea, those penguins would think I murdered you if I didn't.

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Rookie: Gary likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both!

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Gary: According to my calculations puffles improve dopamine levels by 99%!

Skip:

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Jet Pack Guy: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Rookie: It was me... Jet Pack Guy: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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Herbert: Wow, left handed AND British? You really are an illusion.

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Rookie: That feeling when you get a sweet potato fry in your regular fries

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Rookie: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it.

Dot: Rookie, if you don't like clowns, then why are you hanging with JPG?

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Rookie: I've connected the two dots.

Jet Pack Guy: You didn't connect shit.

Rookie: I've connected them.

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Rookie: Finish this christmas song! Dashing through the-

Paige: supermarket hurriedly, i need to find syrup. i need all the syrup i can buy. enough to fill 4 bathtubs. i’m going to cover myself in syrup and slide around the ground to achieve maximum velocity. get ready world i’m coming your way fast