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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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he's all yours

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

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saw way too many cool hair styles andrew could have ok!! some andreils for the soul

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close enough

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"dolphins are completely evil" I actually don't think we should assign human morality to animals with no concept of law or civilisation with an intelligence roughly equating to that of a toddler

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i am not a hot jon truther but i think jonathan sims is the singular prime example of having such atrocious, negative rizz it loops around to being irresistible

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kyaaaa I'm late to vampire school *runs out while holding a dude by the neck in my mouth*

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🌿🧡

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Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL bog and you may find A Friend And Boy…

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This is my birthday gift to myself

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im gods weakest faggot

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i just never want to see elon musk happy

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Something something vampires have no reflection so he can't even try to see his brother's face anymore when he looks into the mirror

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my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight

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It’s fine because I’m actually using a secret technique called writing it in my head and nowhere else.