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random student: Oi Pettigrew, was Potter fucking serious when-

Peter: no, Remus is fucking Sirius

random student: wha-

Peter: James IS fucking Regulus though

random student: that's not i- uh, was Potter being honest when he said that you guys weren't behind the hair colour changing potion in the pumpkin juice

Peter: oh

Peter: yeah James is fucking serious when he says that

random student: huh, I wonder who did it then

Peter: It was me. the others weren't involved

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evermore - June 3 - jegulus - @taylorswiftmicrofic - word count: 375

“...and may they be together in love, forevermore,” the officiant said with a grin, gesturing to Gideon and his soon-to-be-wife, who were both beaming. “Now, dears, I know you have some vows to exchange…”

Regulus felt James lean close to his ear, pressing both of their bodies together as they sat side-by-side for the ceremony, “Y’know, we really should do this someday,” the older man mumbled, a smile in his voice.

Regulus’s stomach dropped. Was James being serious? “Po-James. What the fuck do you mean?” he hissed, frowning and turning to his boyfriend.

He was nearly blinded by the grin on James’s face. “Marriage. A wedding. We should do that. Soon,” the Gryffindor murmured, to him, hazel eyes sparkling as Regulus internally combusted. Because how the fuck was he being so casual about this?

“You–we’re in the middle of someone else’s ceremony!” he hissed, wanting to scream. “And you bring this up now?!” 

“Why not?” James said back, still smiling casually. “I already bought a ring.”

Regulus nearly shat himself in the middle of the crowd. “No you didn’t,” he said, but it wasn’t a statement so much as a plea for sanity.

“I did. Want to see?” the taller man offered, smiling.

And Regulus’s heart stopped completely as James reached in the pocket of his suit. Could he make a run for it? Now, while the happy couple at the altar were busy speaking of their love?

But James, who was smirking, pulled out an empty hand. “Kidding, love,” he whispered, beaming.

“James Potter, I’ll fucking kill you!” Regulus whisper-shouted, heart kick-starting, adrenaline pumping from the panic he’d just experienced, hitting his boyfriend on his shoulder with every word, earning a dirty look from the people sitting next to him. “I believed you!”

“No, baby. As if I’d propose at someone else’s wedding,” James grinned.

“Good,” Regulus sighed, settling back in his chair and looking toward Gideon.

“Plus, the ring’s at home. I’m saving it for a special moment.”

Whipping his head back to see if the taller man was kidding, Regulus found he genuinely couldn’t tell.

And worse, he couldn’t even figure out if the idea of a proposal was so bad, when it was coming from James.

Maybe he really was fucked.

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better - jegulus - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 273

It was one of those quiet, rainy summer days that made the entire house smell like fresh flowers and running water. The relaxing pitter-patter sounds of the drops on the house added to the ambiance, the natural gray light filtering in through the windows and allowing for a cozy, safe feeling that Regulus still wasn’t used to–a feeling he certainly hadn’t enjoyed in his childhood.

He tried to enjoy it. Soak it in as he laid back and re-read one of the novels he’d read a thousand times before, revelling in the knowledge that he could simply be.

But then, something under him shifted. His once-comfortable position was instantly pulled out of whack as he was moved slightly, his neck now craning to see the pages.

“James!” he whined frustratedly, frowning and snapping his head up to stare daggers at the boy in question.

“Sorry love, sorry!”

The Gryffindor under him moved again, and Regulus felt his position return to normal. Sighing happily, he relaxed his head back into James’s lap, where it had been for the past hour, smiling slightly when the older boy moved one hand to lightly scratch at his scalp. “That’s better,” he murmured happily, settling back down and returning to his book.

But a little gagging noise broke his peace. “I can’t decide what’s more awful,” Sirius complained from a couch nearby. “Reg being a brat, or Prongs letting him.”

“It’s definitely you being a dramatic arse about the whole thing,” Regulus drawled, not even bothering to pick his head up again. But he did grin to himself when he felt his body shake from James’s suppressed laughs.

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Regulus who learned to be an animagus to sneak out of his room and onto his roof at night

Regulus who soon learned being an animagus comes in equally is handy to sneak around the castle at night

Regulus who crosses paths as an animagus with James when he was out for a prank, and he couldn’t stay away. its always easier to give into what he wants when he’s a cat

Regulus who finds out James is really good at petting

Regulus who acts like it didn’t happen at all

Regulus who keeps sneaking out to walk around and clear his mind and keeps every once in a while bumping into James, more and more until it’s every night he can’t escape James finding him to play

Regulus who starts actively looking for James because, well, James will find him anyway so let’s save themselves the time

Regulus who once a month can’t find James and james apparently can’t find him either, but he gets visits of a stag in the courtyard

Regulus who one night finds james drunk, after he snuck out of a gryffindor party, and keeps him company until he sobers up. James doesn’t, he talks and talks to the cat. At one point he tells him he reminds him of a boy he likes. they fall asleep together for the first time

Regulus who learned enough about animagi to become one and do silly things, not caring much about the details for the first time in his life. Regulus who therefore doesn’t know animagi can accidentally turn back human in their sleep, o even turn back into animals all without waking up

James who wakes up at 4am in some hallway, still tipsy and with a headache, and looks down to see regulus laying down on top of him fast asleep

James who says “i knew it” before falling back asleep and acting like nothing happened

Regulus who woke up an hour later, a cat again, in horror at how well he slept. He claw James’ hands to jolt him awake before leaving him there and going back to his room

James and Regulus who end up routinely sleeping on James’ bed, because James wants to and Regulus is convinced nobody will know anyway if he’s a cat

Regulus who turns switches between human and animal repeatedly in his sleep and James keeps acting like he doesn’t know but still charms his curtains every time so nobody will ever see

Regulus who wakes up from a bad nightmare in James’ bed and James hurries to comfort and reassure him

Regulus who is still in shock from the nightmare it takes him a second to realize he’s a human… around James

Regulus who takes evem longer to realize James isn’t reacting at all to the fact he is a human in his bed… he is Regulus of all people, in his bed

and then they kiss mwah mwah thank you

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h/t @erkhyan

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James [coming in]: GUYs, I'M HOOOOME

James [punching the floor]: I'VE GOT SOME LOUD FOOTSTEPS, HUH

James [knocking over a vase on purpose]: HAHA SILLY ME

James [yelling at the top of his lungs: BOY, I SURE DO I HOPE I DON'T WALK IN ON SOMETHING THAT COULD SCAR ME FOREVER

James:...

James, just in case: *SHRIEKS*

Sirius: For God's SaKE MOONY IS NOT HERE

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ring - @rosekillermicrofic -background jegulus - word count: 246

“How much does one of those cost?” Barty asked Regulus one day as they sat in Regulus and James’s flat, gossipping over drinks.

“One–one of what?” Regulus asked, looking down to where Barty had gestured, but sure he had been mistaken.”

“Those rings,” Barty replied casually. “I wanna get one for Rosie.”

Regulus blinked. “My…my wedding ring?”

Deciding not to confess that he and James had made each other’s wedding rings for fear that Barty would completely destroy him with words, Regulus focused on his incredulity. “Barty…you’re single. You and Evan aren’t boyfriends.” But then he thought about it and realized that dating and forgetting to tell everyone was a very Barty and Evan thing to do. “Are you?”

“No. Does it matter? I think it’s obvious we’re supposed to get married,” Barty shrugged.

Regulus briefly wondered if he was on one of those Muggle prank shows, but eventually decided that this wasn’t out-of-character enough to be that suspicious. “I suppose,” he sighed.

“Oi, Rosie?” Barty yelled into Evan, who was in the kitchen making mimosas.

Regulus’s heart kicked into triple-time. Was Barty just going to–

“Yeah?”

“We should get married. Like Reg and Potter.”

Of course he was. 

“Sure. Are you free tomorrow?” Evan yelled, voice completely calm.

Barty nodded his head and turned to Regulus. “You free tomorrow? I think we need a witness.”

At this point, he decided to just go with it. “Yeah…I’ll be there,” Regulus mumbled, rethinking his choices in friends.

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Sirius: I hate my last name

James: oh, padfoot, do you want my parents to adopt you and we can share my last name then?

Regulus: I hate my last name too

James: marry me

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"Sirius who never touched a book in his life" my dude, he asked for a crossword puzzle. In jail 😭

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I am a Potterhead but more in a Regulus Black gives James Potter head kinda way

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blue - february 16 - black brothers - background Jegulus - @black-brothers-microfic - slightly NSFW - word count: 291

“Alright,” Sirius said excitedly, turning to where Lily was standing at the front of the room, a stack of index cards in her hand. “Hit me. I’m made for this game.”

Lily turned over a card, her face immediately falling. “Oh, this isn’t fair. ‘Name both of the grooms’  favorite colors,’” she read, rolling her eyes. “There’s no way Sirius doesn’t know that!”

Sirius, however, bit his lip and tilted his head to the side. “Well, Regulus’s is maroon. Though he likes to tell people it’s green.”

Regulus, who was sitting to Lily’s left, sighed. “He���s right,” he murmured.

Sirius pumped his hand in the air as his teammates cheered. However, his smile melted off of his face quickly when he realized he wasn’t sure of the rest of the question. “Actually…I feel like James’s favorite color is always changing!” he said, eyebrows furrowing.

James, who was sitting on one side of Lily, grinned. “It’s true. But what is it today?”

“How the fuck am I supposed to know?” Sirius asked bemusedly. 

Remus, who was on the other team, slapped his hand on the table. “I want to steal,” he yelled, cheeks pink from the drink in his other hand.

“Alright, steal!” Lily said, voice businesslike. “Name James’s favorite color and your team can have both points!”

Remus turned to Regulus, eyes wide. “What color underwear are you wearing today?”

Sirius immediately started sputtering. “Moony, what the fuck does that have to do with-”

“Blue,” Regulus answered calmly, biting at his lip to stop from smiling.

“Blue,” Remus repeated, turning to Lily.

Lily looked to James, who broke into a grin and nodded.

“Points to team Lupin!” Lily announced, laughing.

“What the fuck?” Sirius groaned, burying his head in his hands.

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when i say i’m from ukraine, people assume i live somewhere else now. when i say i live in ukraine, they assume i’m somehow immune to war, and there’s a logical division between a ukrainian they chat with on discord and a ukrainian on the news. bitches my yaoi is written from the bomb shelter

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sister - february 11 - black brothers - trans regulus - @black-brothers-microfic - word count: 248 - (I used a similar idea in Clandestine, but I can't get enough of it)

Biting his lip, fourteen-year-old Sirius Black stood in front of the mirror and gazed at his reflection for a brief moment. He bit his lip and nodded to himself before opening his mouth to speak. “I have a brother,” he said softly, voice wobbling a bit, lacking confidence. 

He sighed, then tried again.

“I have a brother,” he repeated, voice stronger this time. “His name is Regulus.”

His reflection seemed satisfied, at least.

Turning, he found a stuffed animal on his bed and picked it up, only feeling a little stupid. “Hi, nice to meet you,” he said to the stuffed frog, laughing to himself a little as he grabbed one of the stuffed webbed feet and shook it. “Siblings? Yes, I have one. His name is Regulus. He’s thirteen. He’s a Slytherin and he’s kind of a prat but I still care about him for some stupid reason.”

The empty eyes of the stuffed frog stared at him and Sirius decided that the frog (dubbed ‘horse’ by Peter) believed him.

He looked back to his reflection, swallowing thickly. “Regulus is my brother. Sh-he likes to read and argue and play Quidditch. And he’s a boy,” he told himself earnestly.

Yes. That was right.

He practiced for several more minutes.

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“Will you pass the salt to your sister?” Walburga Black asked Sirius several hours later as they sat down for dinner.

“Brother,” Sirius corrected confidently, voice firm.

Regulus’s answering grin could have lit up the entire city.

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emo boy in the luggage rack

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they’re always blocking the stairs 🙄

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my boysssss 🫶

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