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I thought I needed a new laptop but nope, youtube is slowing down your PC if you have adblock on on any open tab...
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A manly man with a big nose so i can boop him like a cat. An appropriately beefy dude who doesn't mind me climbing him like a tree or just generally throwing myself on top of him. I deserve a mountain who's willing to move for me, creating a space for me inside of himself. Enriching my surroundings like I'm an animal rapidly going extinct. He wants to see me thrive. I give back to him like life gives back to life in an endless circle. He takes care of me. Anyone who points a finger at me has to face his wrath.
Husband and wife are not mere words on paper. It is an oath of devotion and protection. A holy contract blessed by the heavens. For me, he would pick a fight with God.
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All i want in a husband is a big hulking dork of a man preferably with a large nose and tan skin who looks like he can throw me around without breaking a sweat. A dependable looking mountain of a man who will let me sit on his shoulders and who would be willing to play with me like a child.
I'd have no issues keeping house and bearing fruit for such a candidate.
So why are you wasting my time with all these small fry? Come get your woman.
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On a solo date with myself after getting out of the salon. The coffee is too mild and the people are a bit loud but its okay. All is right inside of me.
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If min yoongi can do it i can do it too if min yoongi can do it i can do it too if min yoongi can do it i can do it too
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The people over at dubai rejected my application for dba. Time to get married
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Art is festering inside of me.
I need to let out to dry in the sun
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And if I'm not angry, i will figure out a way to be
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Released my first 6 pc collection fifteen days ago. Sold out.
Started taking custom orders and have plenty upcoming projects as well. Life is good
On a whim i have decided to start my own fashion brand鉁ㄢ湪
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On a whim i have decided to start my own fashion brand鉁ㄢ湪
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My entire life, my brain, my body, my molecules : LYING BAD
Thewizardliz : even if it's a lie.
Good news, my entire stock has sold out and i have recieved wayyy more orders than i anticipated !!!! Lord finally. Finally I am making sales and establishing myself as a brand. Grateful and blessed鉁笍
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Don't call her, i tell myself. But i end up doing it anyways. I scorn myself while the line keeps ringing, but there was nothing to worry about. She doesn't pick up.
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In the young tender year of 22 i see the face of a middle-aged woman, eyes dulled with the same old pains, grown haggard with destitution. Her skin is grey like a land that was tread upon till it turned barren. The waves of her hair like the tides receded and vowed to never come back again. What ever made them think that the sunbeaten shore had any comfort to offer?
So be it
That the churning of these waters will have no witness
And your ships that set sail will not be returned.
Calypso was a woman before she was a goddess
Goddesses do not beg.
But lord, they wail and cry
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