coast-modern

[coast-modern]

[coast-modern]

If you follow along with the video, it'll show you how to make your own post :)

I was 12 years old in 2011.... you could NEVER make me hate stomp clap hey music

[coast-modern]

Off the gelfsauce, behaving regretably.

[coast-modern]

if you didn't see the moon last night, you have another chance tonight (and if you don't see it tonight, you have another chance tomorrow)

[coast-modern]

The unablogger

[coast-modern]

Don’t feel sad about the last Neanderthals.

The last Neanderthal man died while watching his mixed grandchildren play in the meadows with the sheeps. He was glad he no longer had to travel so far; there was enough food for everyone. The air was good, and it wasn’t very cold anymore.

[coast-modern]

dudes rock is the worst phrase ever cos they literally dont

[coast-modern]

you say I hate men and here comes some libral trying to make a dark woke version of misandry become a real thing by claiming youre being gender essentialist "men aren't born inherently evil" YES!!!! YOU ARE CORRECT!!! YES THEYRE NOT WHICH MAKES THE EVERYDAY CHOICE TO PARTAKE IN MISOGYNY AND HATE WOMEN ALL THE MORE EVIL AND MY HATE IS TWICE AS POTENT BECAUSE OF IT

[coast-modern]

Im in the pussy like forgive me if this is uncouth

[coast-modern]

me pictured lying on the ground while a fresh sabrina carpling hatches from my chest and her dancing instructors begin to teach her some fresh grooves

[coast-modern]

[coast-modern]

let the burial commence

[coast-modern]

I’m just saying if Daniel Radcliffe, the literal protagonist of the Harry Potter franchise since the age of ten years old, was able to disavow JK Rowling and move on from the HP universe then actually what the fuck is anyone else’s excuse. There is no one else on the planet who can say their entire childhood was HP more than that guy and he still cared about trans people more than the average tumblr user who says “we’re protesting by making all her characters queer and trans!!” like you can do better. You should do better.

[coast-modern]

its always been surprisingly effective to look at someone being an asshole online and respond with "this is an obvious troll/ragebait" . because if youre right then youve just called them out accurately and you can move on with your life. and if youre wrong then you still kinda win because nothing gets someones goat quite like than having their argument dismissed. like sorry dude you sound so cartoonishly evil that i have assumed youre simply faking it to get a reaction. i dont believe you believe this. no normal person thinks this way. bye.

[coast-modern]

extremely cool article you should read if you haven’t already

[coast-modern]

Guy who says “I’m contributing to traffic” instead of “I’m stuck in traffic”.