coastalmedusa

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Chillin’ on the Bridge

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I'm reading Blood and Gold by ObsidianPen on Ao3 and holy little baby Jesus h Christ on a Piece of toasted bread. My first foray into Tomione. And goddamn.

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i bet belle and hua mulan would love each other. the filial piety brothers 💪

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Just learned that Yorkshire Pudding is, in fact, not pudding as I think of it. It's a batter? Bread? Roll like thing? I've always assumed it was ... Pudding. Like dessert. Sweet and gloppy. Not. Bread.

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I always break the graham crackers and prep them with chocolate before I let my marshmallow catch on fire then so I can get the fire close to the chocolate and let it melt.

This is dangers and I have burned myself but I also have the meltiest s'mores so.

GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

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One of my ficus cuttings that survived being planted only has one leaf. Sticking right out of the dirt. I know that it has to be alive because the leaf has been green and healthy for months instead of drying up and crumbling like a loose leaf would, but that's all that the plant is. Just that one leaf. No trunk no stem no nothing, no attempt nor intention to grow a second leaf. Like I'm impressed that you've managed to do that but girl what are you doing with your life.

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i understand you guys now. like i get it

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Never thought the day would come but guys. I might have too many tabs open. They're all AO3.

Is it really too many though? These fics all sound amazing and I just want to read them all

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@dragons-locator dragon located!

If you want to make your backyard a safe haven for lesser dragons, you must keep a close eye on your pets. While it is unlikely that a curious kitten will be able to cause a dragon physical harm, the egos of these small wyrms are as fragile as they are beautiful.

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date a selkie, but don’t hide her cloak. let her go home and visit her family now and then, knowing that she’ll come back and hang her seal cloak in the closet like she always does. trust is important.

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yonkers is such a deeply unserious name for a place. i bet nobody even dies there

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"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

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just made the best non-looping gif i think

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Wurde gestern Nacht auf dem Nachhauseweg in einer überfüllten Straßenbahn von einem komplett besoffenen Typen angequatscht und dachte erst "Boar nee, grad gar kein Bock auf Belästigung", aber dann hat der mir einfach ne halbe Stunde lange Fakten über Bagger aufgelistet.

10/10, würd ich noch mal machen

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You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.