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I THOUGHT THESE WERE REAL

💚⚜️💚The Beauty of Kcd2💚⚜️💚

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I went on a date today and she found out I made the bike comic

I was out this this cute girl and I think we were really hitting it off, then she asked what kind of comics I make. I told her, and then as she looked at them on her phone, recognition came over her face.

Her: "oh...OH MY GOD... ARE YOU THE BIKE CUCK GUY???"

Me: "Y-yeah..."

Her: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Her: "WAIT, HOLD ON, I GOTTA SHOW MY FRIENDS THIS."

She asked the people at the table behind us if she could borrow one of their phones for a second to pull up something on the browser. Then she held their phone somewhat in front of hers and took a photo of me along with it.

I never asked for the photo so here is my approximate recreation of what I think it looked like:

She was busy texting seemingly all of her friends as we finished our meals and stood up, when I decided to pipe up again.

Me: "Um, y-you know wh-what would make the happiness in the world increase..."

She looked up from her phone with a sly smile.

Her: "What?"

Me: "I-if...if we k-- um, kissed..."

Her amused smile slowly descended into an absolutely indiscernible neutral expression.

then, after a pause

it rose again into a smile

Her: "You... are so cute. Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you."

I closed my eyes tight, and gently puckered my lips, bracing for a kiss.

Then she slapped my ass so hard that there is still a palm print on it.

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Sorry I haven't been here for a while. Here's a picture of a roller coaster I made in Parkitect.

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If my breath is hot for both, does that make me a hothead or full of hot air?

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Looks like Saw movies being good run on pattern.

Saw

Saw III

Saw VI

Saw X

Now we just have to wait until Saw XV.

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Koroks as they watch me save all of Hyrule except Korok Forest because it's not part of the main quest:

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Me trying to find my way through Gerudo:

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Zelda: I have faith Link with his new power can stop Ganon

Link:

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You can only reblog this today.

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Tulin when he teams up with me to stop the blizzard:

Tulin watching me slowly climb up to the temple:

Tulin after I start a fight then immediately scroll through my inventory:

Tulin trying to figure out why he needed me in the first place:

Tulin after I miss a jump and fall thousands of feet to my death:

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How I feel on 9 hours of sleep:

How I feel on 3 hours of sleep:

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What is the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to your computer and accesses all your data. The other is an industry standard.

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Secret Panel HERE 👍👍 tapas.io/episode/1854017