cobaltthearsonist

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FYI, the shipping of tumblr and AO3 happening on TwiX right now is adorable.

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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

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so it turns out that climbing onto a rooftop in the middle of the night does solve all your problems, but i failed to consider that it would create a brand new one

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I think about this cake every day

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"im a top" "im a bottom" ok we'll ive spent the night dancing, im drunk i suppose, if it looks like im laughing im really just asking to leave this alone

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A customer asked for pickles on their sub and I (dumbass) reached for the cucumbers. They quickly went “oh, no, I want pickles!” and I immediately said “they could’ve been pickles. in another life” ????? Why did I get hired????????

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love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

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And don't forget to stay up til 3 am every night doing nothing productive for no reason every day for a month

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getting bored of tumblr so I get off tumblr and open tumblr

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merman bojan flopping around like mermando from gravity falls pfffffffvvvvgggghhh

You mean like this? 😭😭😭

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sweet treats should not cost money they should come as complimentary gift for not giving up

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They recorded tinnitus? It's a physical thing?????

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things I think about:

How after their meeting Bojan immediately started saying "Jere" while other's continued calling him "Käärijä".

How Bojan took so many pictures with his yellow Tavastia 1.0 nail polish but was not when he got home. The experience was over, back to real life, no more fun Jere-colors for him 😔 (that nail polish is my roman empire).

How Bojan stopped wearing his "lol ur not mat healy" t-shirt once he got his "lol ur not käärijä" t-shirt, that he wore multiple times.