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Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

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deimos

my scrimblo

Gave up on my wips so, yeah, bummer, but anyways have more class doodles

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your honor he's literally babygirl

Director😊

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U KNOW WHAT TO DO LMAO

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Anyone ?

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bringing this meme format back since history is repeating itself.

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hi and welcome to mcdonalds can i take ur order

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me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

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Im giving up my babysitting job for sake of my mental health

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HAHAHHAHAH YES YEEEESSSSSS I DO THIS!!!!

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Sometimes you just know 🤷‍♂️

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Come on man you can't make me read about such an emotional topic and then throw that picture into the slide

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reblogging to find it easier

Hansung x foreign!reader  Part 4

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

The class started to fill with multiple handsome faces. Most in groups but a few moving to sit alone. Everybody wore the same outfit, blue hanboks with purple decorations and ribbons. That included having the same hair-do, their black locks put up with a golden thingy at the top adorning it. The clothing looks a bit uncomfortable, it’s quite hot outside. There were many whispers about you, well to be honest, you did seem pretty suspicious and misterious. Your face covered by a thick hood and brown trousers keeping your legs to yourself. Not many girls would wear pants in Silla, so you understand as to why they’re staring. Only person who wasn’t really staring was the cute and helpful Hansung. You’d keep an eye on him as he’d talk with others, you became a little bit protective over him. You don’t really know why, maybe because he seems so innocent and young? Because he was the first to really recognise you? Maybe ‘cause he’s the youngest? Because he seems so eager to learn new things? Honestly, you couldn’t figure it out, or rather, you couldn’t really figure him out.

The entire room is washed over by silence as master Wi-Hwa enters with his hands behind his back and a strict & harsh expression on his face. The wooden staircase steps creak a little as the Chief makes his way up towards the ‘platform’. You straighten your back and take a slodier position, as a proper and respectful person should. The hwarangs attention is now completely on the man in front of them. ‘’Hello, hwarangs. Today isn’t an usual lesson nor is it a trip outside.’’ Many surprised sounds were made and multiple eybrows were raised  ‘’As you know, Korea isn’t the only country there is, nor the language. There are many more, they are difficult and complicated. As protectors of the royal family you might need other ways to communicate with each other, or other foreigners. We have the honour of being visited by one of the most skilled languages masters in the land. I will let them introduce themselves to you…’’ Master Wi-Hwa finishes. You take a few deep breaths and with steady steps you quickly move up next to the Chief with many eyes following your movements. You nod at the Master and take position in the middle of the platform. Curiosity is filling the room and a few whispers can be heard. Only a few have already seen you and talked with you, but they are quite interested how you introduce yourself to others. 

Thankfully you have practiced many ways of speech in order to get every pronounciation of a language correct or basically to just train your voice to be very strong. Making your voice as deep as you could, with a booming and loud tone, you start ‘’Hello warriors!’’ 

Many, including Hansung are surprised. Not expecting a male voice to come out of a pretty tall, but feminine figure.

‘‘My name isn’t important, as I won’t be teaching you for long. For now you can just call me your ‘friend’. I hope all of you are ready for hours of writing and reading, pronouncing, checking, asking, communicating and many more. All of those things are crucial in order to learn other languages.’‘

Grunts and annoyed sighs filled the room, there was just one certain boy with an adorable box-smile and excited eyes filled with sparks who seemed okay with everything you just said.

‘‘I might seem harsh and strict-’‘ You return to your natural calm and female voice ‘’-but really I’m patient and open-minded.’’ Again, a lot of eyes widened making you chuckle. With smooth movements you take off your hood and reveal your face. ‘’We’ll be starting with a very famous language nowadays, English’’

It looks like they understood, I think. ‘’Now, before we start, I can answer some questions, 3 precicely’’ And immidiately multiple hands were in the air.

Oh boy

‘‘Uuuuh, alright, you, in the front row, what’s your name and question?’‘ You kindly ask and point towards the male. The hwarang smiles and answers ‘‘My name is Soo-ho, I’d like to know, how many languages do you speak exactly?’‘

You get excited and then proudly state ‘’70, I speak 70 languages’’

Ok thank god I finally got part 4 done, phew. Sorry it was short…

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I am creating upsetting spells in my fucked up wizard tower today