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MEGA DRAGONITE???

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someone dropped a bitcoin on my head from on top of the empire state building in an act of guerrilla trepanation but since there weren’t any evil spirits in my skull the hole just sprouted a flower and now everybody says i look like a damn pikmin smh

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Bailey Mills doesn’t miss

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my husband has this image saved for whenever i grow distant

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i thought labubu was a tiktok way of saying labia but having seen many posts i now think i was wrong

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I think the 'Fruit Sniffer' will be big on here

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Are you single?

do these look like the posting habits of someone experiencing romance

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kesha - joyride (official video)

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And he is still ugly as fuck

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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

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this is frying me so bad

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We must do everything in our power to eradicate Mormonism.

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YA novel about a young brunette heroine who dares to wear jeans in a dystopia that forbids it

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Sci fi should bring back the sweaty tanky top muscle woman fighting for her life but give some fucking underarm hair

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