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Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.

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can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bots, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

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I can play too

This fic is loosely inspired by the song 2 by h.e.r

Pairings: black reader x spencer reid

Warning: language, some implications of smut,

Summary: Spencer has been acting like he's single, so the reader plays that game too.

Keep in mind im, not a good writer

With that being said

Enjoy </3

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Recently, Spencer has been acting strange and not in a good way either. When y/n calls him like she usually does he never answers, or when he does he answers with an attitude and he ends the call quickly which has been not sitting right with y/n at all.

Y/n went to go drop off some lunch for spencer today because she wanted to see him and also see the team too. Y/n walked to the elevator with an FBI guest pass on her shirt and took the elevator to the usual floor they were on; she's been here so many times so she doesn't need help to find the floor they were on and the team loves her so she's always welcome to see them.

As she walked out of the elevator, she was welcomed with the sound of a gasp by Penelope, to which she smiled and a warm embrace from her as well. Penelope loudly announced that y/n was here to which the team got up and walked to where she was and exclaimed how much they missed seeing her even though she was here two days ago; Spencer was the only one who didn't go over to see her even though that's his girlfriend which everyone caught on and questioned it but they kept the questions to themselves.

Y/n looked at him with a puzzled look as she walked up to him “Spence I cooked you some lunch” he gave her an annoyed look to which she stopped in her tracks; she knew that he wasn't stupid and he knew that he wasn't stupid either but right now he's acting like he was. She set the bag down and pulled him to a quiet place where they could talk “Spence what is up with you lately? You've been acting weird with me.” he rolled his eyes and sighed like she was wasting his time; to put it nicely y/n was beyond pissed at this point, but she kept her cool “ok so be it. You wanna act like im wasting your time then please be my guest but don't ever think you can treat me like im sort of an idiot because promise I can play dirty too”.

Y/n walked away from Reid feeling irritated and gave the food she cooked to the team so they can all share and walked out of the building with a plan. Since Reid wanted to act single, she can too. She called up her friends and told them that they're going out tonight and Reid isn't stopping her.

9:30 pm

Y/n hopped in the shower and brushed her teeth, and stepped out of the bathroom. she got her hair done in a lace front so she took it out of the bonnet and brushed it out, curled it, and put on some light makeup. She was picking out the dress she wanted to wear when spencer came in; he walked up to the room they shared and opened the door to their room and looked at her. Y/n turned her head to look at him and went back to picking out her dress “what are you doing?” she knew that he was going to say that but she ignored him and turned to him with two dresses in her hands “which one should I wear? This one or this one?” she held the two dresses that hugged her curves nicely up to her towel-covered body.

Y/n could see that reid was getting mad but she didn't care and she reached for her glass of wine and took a sip out of it and put it back on her vanity “again. What are you doing” she turned to him and crossed her arms with a bothered look on her face “if you must know reid. I'm going out tonight”. Reid put his bag down on the bed and walked up to her “why?” she took off her towel and put on her panties and a strapless bra and finally answered his question “well last time I checked im grown so I can do what I want and you said it yourself that you're single so that must mean im single too if my math is correct” she walked passed him and sat on her vanity and started to put on her jewelry.

Spencer was pissed but y/n frankly didn't care at this point, if he wanted to act like this then so can she. Y/n finally settled on a black dress that hugged her curves wonderfully, she texted her friends that she was ready and he stood in front of her trying to prevent her from leaving the room, he declared “you're not going anywhere” to which she laughed at and glared at him “like im gonna listen to you. The last time I fucking checked I was single to you so if you can please move that would be greatly appreciated”. She stepped on the bed around him and walked to the door to where she can put on her heels; he was right behind her still talking to her but she stopped listening to him.

Y/n finally had enough and turned to look at him “now understand something. According to you and how you've been fucking acting it tells me that you're single and if im being generous with my math it means im single too. Am I correct? On top of that im grown so im gonna need you to stop trying to control me like im a damn child. So, please if you can kindly get out of my damn face that would be appreciated, and if you can figure out whether you want to be with me or not that would be great” and with that, she shut the door and walked out the building.

~at the club ♡︎~

1:20 am

Y/n was already 20 shots in and was having the best time of her life. She was grinding on her friends and singing along to every song that came on. Her favorite song came on and she rushed to the dance floor with her friends, they were all dancing and taking more shots. What she didn't see was spencer walking around trying to find her, y/n was too busy grinding on her friend to notice spencer walk up to her.

Y/n turned around and saw him and quickly sobered up, *he looked so good when he was mad* she thought to herself, he stretched his hand under her chin and lifted it to make her look at him “its time to go y/n” she pulled away from him and shook her head no. She remembered that he pissed her off earlier to she didn't wanna listen to him, he slightly thought was she was doing was amusing but he didn't want her to know that so he looked at her friends and walked up to then “hey do you guys mind if I take y/n home? She and I have to talk about something”. They all nodded their heads and he thanked them and picked up y/n and walked out of the club with her on his back.

Spencer put y/n in the car and started to drive back to the apartment. Y/n faced away from him while he was driving “I figure that I should apologize for the way I was acting” she silently nodded her head to let him know that she was listening to which he smiled at “tell you what I'll properly apologize to you when we get in the room” to which y/n instantly looked at him with a smile “can you start that proper apology right now?”

Needless to say, that y/n accepted his apology that night.

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Ok, so I know that I ended this in the most anticlimactic way possible but please forgive me I don't write smut scenes that well cuz again. I'm. Not. A. Great. Writer but anyway I hope y'all liked it

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Lotus flowers

Pairings: spencer reid x black reader

Warnings: mild language but other than that nothing major

Summary: the reader works at a flower shop and reid comes by there every day just to see her and this time he finally gets the courage to talk to her

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11:23am

I hear the alarm on my phone go off and I groan. I turn it off and sit up in my bed and I stretch; I pat my head to see if my bonnet is still on my head to which it is so thank God. I get off my bed and head to the kitchen to eat breakfast; I grab a bowl and make myself some cereal because I don't feel like making a big breakfast for myself this morning. After breakfast, I head to the bathroom to take a shower and do my daily routine.

~30 minutes later~

I walk out of my bathroom and head to the closest to pick out my outfit for today, after going back and forth between outfits I pick a cute two-piece outfit and I put my hair in a puff and I slip on my flats and head out my apartment. I lock my door to my apartment and start to head to the shop.

I walk into the shop to see my co-worker with a cup of tea in her hand, I wave at her, and she waves back. I walk over to the flowers on the display and water them making sure that they still look pretty for the customers and I flip the closed sign to open and wait for the customers to come in. The shop usually starts slow in the first few minutes of the opening so I have time to go to the staff room to make myself some tea.

~a few boring minutes later~

The customers come flooding in and start talking about orders and what kinds of flowers they want and we help people find what flowers they ordered the day before and let me tell you, there are a lot of orders to deal with. I take a break and drink my tea and thankfully my tea is still kinda hot so I can somewhat enjoy it; I head to the bathroom and fix myself up a little and sigh to myself in the mirror ”you've could've done your hair a little fucking better today girl” I sigh once again and walk out of the bathroom and head back to the chaos in the front.

After a few minutes, the chaos finally cools down so I can finally sit down and rest; I pick up my phone and start to play a game on it, im so close to finishing the level im on but the store door opens so I have to stop what in doing. I look up to see a tall white boy with slicked-back curly hair and glasses walk in; he always comes here but I never got his name

Reid pov

I'm here again for the 40th time just to see her and today she looks pretty...not that she's not always pretty but today she looks really pretty and today is the day that I finally go and talk to her. I'm taking Morgan's advice he gave me and im gonna try to be ”smooth” or whatever that means and hopefully, it goes well and I don't make a fool of myself.

I walk to the counter to where she's sitting and im nervous but here goes nothing ”hey...pretty lady” fuck fuck fuck Im so stupid she probably thinks that what I just did was dumb, what do I do now? Do I run? Do I just leave? What do I do? Damn it, Morgan, why did you tell me to do that.

I mentally smack myself and prepare for the worse, then I hear her giggle which turns my attention to her ”let me guess this the first time you did that?” I hear her say and I sigh ”yeah my friend told me to that because that's how to be ”smooth” ” I do air quotes on the word smooth and she laughs ”well that was a good try but I don't think that your friend was trying to help you if they told you to do that” and I nod in agreement with her ”but since you tried I'll give you an A for effort” I smile and silently cheer because it didn't turn out terrible and I decided to spark up another topic ”so what's your favorite flower” and she smiles at me ”well my favorite flower if you must know is the sacred lotus” ”oh did you know that the scientific name for the lotus is Nelumbo nucifera and It’s an aquatic plant species that thrive in ponds and lakes, and almost exclusively during warm seasons.”

I start to ramble on but stop when I look at her but she doesn't look bored or disinterested in what im saying ” I never knew that thank you. you look so cute when you talk you know that?” the way she just said that puts a goofy smile on my face she thinks im cute and she likes when I talk hell yeah take that Morgan. I clear my throat and start to speak ”so anyways I thought you were really pretty and I was hoping if we could. I don't know..talk more? It's ok if you don't want to like im not forcing you or anything” and she laughs ”yes I would like to talk more cutie and here since I can't give my number to people” I see her grab a piece of paper and write down her number which she hands to me after she's done and I take it and put it in my pocket for later ”oh and by the way, I never got your name” I completely forgot my name for a second but then I remember ”oh it's spencer reid or you can call me Spence, or reid, or spencer” and she cuts me off ”how about I just call you reid so we can skip the formalities and my name is y/n by the way” I nod my head and then my phone dings, it's a text from hotch saying that we've got a case and I need to come in now I quickly turn off my phone and look up at her ”well uh I need to go, work calls” and I wave to her and run out the door ”see you later reid don't forget to text me!” I hear her say that while im out the door

Heyyyyy y'all im back with another imagine sorry again if im bad at this im, not a good writer, like at all but anyway I hope y'all like it love y'all

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jill scott and twists

this is my first fanfic i wrote in a long time take it easy on my y’all i’m a lil rusty

pairings: spencer x black reader

warnings:none, a lot of fluff

summary: you teach spencer how to twist your hair

It's 8 pm and I'm exhausted, it seemed like my boss had it out for me I swear that girl hates me she had me fill out so much paperwork, and my coworker wasn't helping at all which was stressful for me, all I want to do is see Spencer and cuddle with him but unfortunately, he's not home. Tired, I kick off my shoes and fall on the couch never wanting to move; I forgot that I wore my hair in an afro and I need to do something about it, so I prepared myself to twist my hair. I grabbed a comb, the blue magic hair gel, and a speaker; I connected my phone to the speaker and started to play my music.

The sound of Erykah Badu playing in the background soothes me as I start to separate my hair into different sections; I scoop my hand in the gel and apply it in my hair and I grab two big strands of hair and start to twist them together. I turn my head to look at the time it's 8:56 pm and I sigh knowing that this is gonna take two or more hours to finish my hair but I brace myself for these long hours. I hum to the song that's playing while twisting another section of my hair; I can hear the front door open and I smile a little to myself knowing that it's Spencer coming through the door; y/n?” I'm on the couch”. I hear his footsteps as he walks towards me and I look up at him; my poor baby looks so tired, I pat the seat next to me, and he plops down next to me and wraps his ​​​​​​hands around my waist and puts his head on my shoulder.

A few minutes of silence pass and he mumbles ” I missed you” I wipe my less greasy hand on my skirt and I put my hand under his chin to lift his head up, so he can look at me ” I missed you too babe, you look so tired do you want me to make you some tea” he nods his head and I give him a quick kiss before getting off the couch and head to the kitchen. I pour the hot water in the cup and put a tea bag in the cup to let it seep into the water after it's fully ready I pour the lemon and honey in the tea and stir; while I'm in the kitchen I make myself a cup too; I walk back to the couch with two cups in my hand and I give one to him, he nods as a quick thank you and I sit back down on the couch to start doing my hair again.

I can feel him watch me as I do my hair, knowing he wants to say something, I speak first ”is there something on your mind love?” ”There is but I don't want it to sound rude or offensive like I don't have to ask if it's gonna upset you or make you angry” I laugh and smile at him ”love, it's ok to ask I'm not going to be angry with you” I hear him let out a long breath of air he was holding in ” I was going to ask about your hair and what you're doing with it.” I turn my head towards him and give him a small smile ”well you see Dr. Reid what I'm doing to my hair is twisting it. I'm doing this because it's a protective hairstyle which means that my hair won't break off and become damaged. As you can see I have a lot of hair, I'm almost done, but I need help with the back of my head would you like to help me?” ”but what if I do it wrong or mess it up” I chuckle a little ”don't be nervous I'll teach you how to do it.”

I grab a section of hair where he can see my hands ”first you need to take your index and thumb and scoop out some gel from the jar” he does exactly what I said ”next you grab a large piece of hair since I already separated my hair I'll give you this piece to work on” I grab his hand and guide it to a section where I didn't twist it yet ”now you put the gel in the place where the hair is” he puts the gel in and rubs it in so every strand has gel on it ”now you separate the hair into two long strands like this” I show him how it should look and he does it perfectly ”and now you twist it together” knowing that he doesn't understand I show him an example I see his face change from utter confusion to a a nod of understanding. I watch as he finishes with utter concentration and he pulls his hands away to signal that he's done. I look at it and smile ”look at you, you did a great job considering this is your first time doing this” a goofy smile appears on his face, and I laugh.

A few hours pass and my hair are finally done and I know that Reid's hands are tired because mine are I grab my tea and take a sip even though it's cold I don't mind. I get up to start to put the hair products away and my favorite song comes on which is jill Scott song he loves me I walk back to where the couch is and I grab both of Reid's hands and pull him off the couch, I turn my back so I'm not facing him as he wraps his hands around my waist and rests his head on my shoulder. We stay in this position and start to sway to the music

You love me especially different every time

You keep me on my feet happily excited

I can feel his breathing which is the same pace as mine, I can feel all the stress from our bodies melt away.

By your cologne, your hands, your smile, your intelligence

Spencer spins me so I can face him and I lean my head on his chest and feel his heartbeat, it's beating calmly so I close my eyes

You woo me, you court me, you tease me, you please me

” I love you y/n” ” I love you too Reid” I feel him kiss the top of my head and I sigh calmly, we're still swaying to the music but it feels like it's just us in the world

We ended up cuddling on the couch and falling asleep

I really hope you like this I had this stuck in my head for 2 days now and I had to write it. i deadass came out of retirement from writing fanfic to make this one

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lil history lesson for y’all happy black history month

For example Frederick Douglas’ wife did so much for his ungrateful ass. She helped him get on his feet, gave him her last name, and supported him financially and took care of house and home. And in return was does this nigga do? He lets white abolitionists tear her down and treat her like a slave in HER HOUSE. Moved two bitches into HER HOUSE over a span of 20 years. Belittles her for being illiterate while using HER MONEY. Not even in death does she get the respect she deserves. His last wife is more recognized as being apart of his life than she was. Just trash. And y'all still normalize that shit as if it’s a black woman’s job to struggle. Fuck that.

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ok but i love this

i am working on my social skills. but being trapped in a cabin with you until the end of time is a trial by fire i did not ask for. 

riri & miles in ironheart #006 (2018)