code-of-creation
code-of-creation
Analogue to Digital
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Hey! I'm Joey. 18+, disabled, under the poverty line, and without adequate access to sufficient medical care. I'm a long time RPer and this used to be a strict RP blog. Now I give zero shits about aesthetics so Im going to be a "shit poster" (Quality shit) Im leaving my old character pages for nostalgias sake. Oh, and my blog layout broke, but it's easy to navigate. Thats what's important, right?
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
code-of-creation · 9 days ago
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Okay you guys.
IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something
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code-of-creation · 9 days ago
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so they were both in hyrule warriors (kind of) and i never get to see them interact even tho it would be objectively really funny and or possibly cute
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code-of-creation · 10 days ago
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no face mcserial killer possibly, caught sky with a sleeping spell. it worked very well. time caught nofaced loser in the act and the same sleeping spell Did Not work on him. blunt object to the face works fine. noface mightve not survied the punch, no ones checked yet. doing my public service by making time suffer.
i forgot wild.
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code-of-creation · 10 days ago
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so they were both in hyrule warriors (kind of) and i never get to see them interact even tho it would be objectively really funny and or possibly cute
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code-of-creation · 11 days ago
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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"
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code-of-creation · 11 days ago
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code-of-creation · 2 months ago
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little minish doodle for @code-of-creation based off of this
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code-of-creation · 2 months ago
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dug this indulgent thing out of my folders and knocked the dust off of it till it was presentable
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code-of-creation · 2 months ago
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Thanks, Anon!
-submit your poll!-
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code-of-creation · 2 months ago
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Just noticed not and am concerned, sad, and frustrated!
Hey uhhh did anyone else notice that @lavleyart deactivated?? I just saw the deactivated mess of a username yesterday when I was scrolling through the tag, and while we weren't close by any means, I really enjoyed seeing her art and ideas... not sure whether she did it herself, or it was a sudden Tumblr purge, and I'm kind of concerned.
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code-of-creation · 3 months ago
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Four is mature because he works in customer service
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code-of-creation · 3 months ago
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I see your 'Sky has asthma and that's why he can't run', and I raise you: Sky has Inappropriate Sinus Tachycardia, and that's why he can't run.
Now, before you run away because you've never even heard of IST, hear me out. (If you don't know the condition, it's a dysautonomic heart condition vaguely similar to POTS, just without the low blood pressure.)
We all know Sky's lived above the clouds with minimal oxygen levels his entire life, as have most of his decedents, so it wouldn't make sense for him to have shitty lungs, right? That's where IST comes in. See, it's not related in the slightest to physical health or upbringing, it's just a genetic thing that is due to your sinus being a bit funky. It's also not life threatening, so that takes away from Skyloft needing to have non-canonical advanced medical procedures. IST's main symptom is that it severely decreases your stamina by making your heart race and you become extremely out of breath, often meaning you have to stop and wait for a bit for your heart to calm down.
Sound familiar? Yeah, I thought so too.
However, and here's the real seller- unlike asthma, you can just power through and not die. It really, really sucks, but this ability is quite the gamebreaker for me when you think about all of the extreme physical tasks Sky has completed in game, not to mention his swordplay, that if he had exercise induced asthma would've very likely set off an attack. With IST tho, yes it would feel like you were dying, but it is absolutely be possible to just power through your symptoms and have no adverse effects except from your extreme discomfort and fatigue afterwards.
TLDR: Sky has Inappropriate Sinus Tachycardia because it fits him so much better than asthma, as someone who has both asthma and IST. And no, this isn't just me projecting my hyper specific heart condition onto one of my favourite characters, what do you mean....
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code-of-creation · 3 months ago
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I know you normally do light stuff, but maybe do Wind and/or Wars getting cuddly after bad dreams, or if they see the other getting low doing something *obnoxious* that they know cracks them up deliberately? //much darker writer than you but your style is very sweet and I do love how you do them together too.
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so I kinda went a little insane with this suggestion lol but I hope you like it <3333
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code-of-creation · 3 months ago
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What happened to it was
1: Someone got a 500$ ticket for J-walking on an empty street, or when the cars were stopped and there isnt a reasonably placed crosswalk. Because of that 500$ ticket, they had to choose between paying their 1000$ a month rent to their slum lord for their shitty crack den apartment in a shit-ass crowded city, where they have to live to find work. Since they didn't pay the ticket, there was a warrent on them when they were caught taking the "public" subway to work without paying the 5$ per ride fare, so they got arrested by the cops who regularely "sweep" transit when they're told to "Improve their metrics"(An illegal order to ticket as many non-homeless people as possible to rake in revenue. The person couldn't afford the 5,000$ bail they had to wait 3 months to recieve from a judge in court. They lost their job the day they were arrested anyways, and at the end of the third month they lost their apartment and everything in it, so theres literally nothing to go back to.
2: Someone then said that the person deserved to be stuck in jail for 9 more months (1 full yr!) until their actual hearing, all for the sin of J-walking in the first place, because (Anecdotal stories of J-walkers who force traffic to stop, nothing like the person who J-walked when it was safe and didnt disrupt traffic) and that the person deserved to lose their job, apartment, and literally everything they owned when the apartment building threw their stuff away to get a new tenant. Because J-walking = lose everything & go to Jail.
3: AMERICA MEANS FREEDOM, YIPEE-KAI-YAAAY Eagle and cowboy bullshit, constitution speech, pro gun speech with tons of emoticons
4: "there's nothing wrongs with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker"
5: "I love how you used the correct grammar and punction in the middle, but not in the beginning or at the end. Don't forget the importance of capitalization, idiot." Post
6: "Omg I found the grammar nazi!" Post
7: "DON'T PROMOTE N@Z! OR USE THAT WORD CUS ITS HATESPEECH AND CALLING ANYONE A N@Z! IS HATESPEECH!!!!" Post
8: "Alright class, America is over for today. Pack your bags and go home, we'll try again tomorrow" Or other punchline to how fucking terrible the post is
I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.
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code-of-creation · 3 months ago
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Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO
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bullying ganondorf in all timelines
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