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funny story

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

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did medieval knights really roll around that much

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yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

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i have such a wide range of emotions, including

Not-sure-what-im-feeling-but-it-isnt-bad

Not-sure-what-im-feeling-but-it-isnt-good

Empty

Pure Unbridled Rage

Manic Energy

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That guy who fell asleep during a 24 hour marathon playing majora’s mask will always be fucking hilarious

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I ordered Jimmy Johns and it took the delivery man 5 minutes and 1 second to bring me my food and he showed up with a katana and my sandwich and said “I’m so sorry, I’ve gone over my time promise, please, dispose of me, I am worthless” and handed me the katana and I was like “yo what, I don’t care dude, go back to your work it’s fine” and he was like “THEN BOSS WILL DISPOSE OF ME YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I BROKE THE PROMISE” and then cops showed up and started shooting at him and was like “YOU’RE TOO KIND LADY, HE MUST DIE, ITS A LAW.” and then one cop started swinging the katana at his neck then I woke up

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So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made this status today...

I’m quite pleased with this.

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where’s that vine of a waluigi cosplayer? someone calls ‘waluigi!’ and he turns around with a perfect ‘waaaa’. he’s holding a tennis racket

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Sooo I found this, gave me a hearty chuckle, 

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i was on twitter and

it’s arrived

the ultimate shitposting platform

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What if Mass Effect reveals the volus’ appearance as stock photos of Danny Devito photoshopped like Tali’s

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you are my sunshine

my only sunshine

you make me happy

when skies are gray

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

please dont take

my sunshine away

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so apparently Cell, aka. one of the most prestigious/high-impact science journals in the US, did this once because two of the authors published in that issue wanted Araki to draw their newly discovered protein as a stand