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when jenny slate said ‘i’m tired of sinking down to a lower place to be with men. i am tired of throwing a tarp over some of my personality so that the shape of my identity suits some gross man a little better for whatever shitty things he needs to do in order to keep his boring identity erect and supreme’ and ‘i can’t become smaller to fit into a crouching love in somebody else’s meager world. i don’t do that anymore’ and ‘who will meet me at once in all of my worlds and pump with all of my hearts? to have to kill even one of my hearts to match up with you is simply not worth it to me’ and ‘i was born as sweet as that and if i am too sweet for your tastes then just clamp your mouth shut and spin on your heels. i can’t add sourness to my sap anymore just to fit onto a menu in a restaurant for wimps’ honestly yeah

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Mary Oliver, ‘north country’

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Being yelled at "to hit it fergie"

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

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PLEASE READ AND SIGNAL BOOST

My friend Jenny told me that she wants to run away from home, and after me trying to convince her that she shouldn’t, she’s claiming she’ll either attempt suicide TONIGHT or run away.

Jenny is a really, really importantfriend to me, and we agreed that if this gets 100,000 notes, she won’t attempt suicide or run away.

Please, please reblog. I don’t want to lose Jenny.

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"all girls dress the same"

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My schooling in a nutshell

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This brings me life

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Ain't nobody want weed particles in they booty

why niggas on here want to roll blunts on girls asses so badly?

i aint tryna get booty particles in my weed 

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What if you got high and thought of you fell on it you'd transform to space

Space Bedding

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People that constantly go on about how they met their hero/idol or got a letter or a tweet from them are damn cute as heck. Like, you waited a long time for that and you might’ve paid a lot of money and you were probably super nervous meeting them but you still did it and it obviously means the world to you. Tell me all about it. 

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Does this happen to anyone else lmao

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hahahah

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* take 20 steps* *dramatically eat an entire bowl of it*

if you like candy corn I’m gonna need u to take like 20 steps away from me

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WE KNOW YOU LIKE THE GOOD WEED

int: How does it feel to be 18?

G: It feels awesome, I love being 18.

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"I don't smoke anything" uhhuh yeah Jack nothing at all

int: How does it feel to be 18?

G: It feels awesome, I love being 18.

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Shawn Mendes Does Shit To Me

Good Shit

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Our Magcon Family has migrated to 5 Seconds of Summer as a side fandom and im perfectly fine with that