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"Make friends!" Ok if you leave me unsupervised with the lab equipment I can totally do that!
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Real talk: I know there's a Renfield sub-fandom out there, so if you want more of Dwight Frye as a mistreated assistant, try the 1935 quickie The Crime of Dr. Crespi. The poor guy tries to stop his mad doctor boss from turning people into zombies and gets tied up and shoved in a closet for his troubles.
#this movie is genuinely so good i wish more people knew about it#also unlocked kinks in me i didn't know i had but whatever that's a me thing LOL#dwight frye tag#the crime of dr crespi
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Albert and Châtenay best friends real !! Most their convos are probs just about how hot Arthur is and honestly who can blame them 🤷♀️
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albert sketch inspired/referenced from a screenshot from softcowboi on pinterest
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the blade runner doing my voight-kampff test: if communismkills tossing you neck, you taking it or curve her shit?
me: is this the test now
the blade runner: yes. you off the henny or whatever you drink and she appears in your inbox, knowing all the dumb shit she be saying but
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#i mean i trust HIM not to do anything but he would 100% become distracted if i left it for him to watch over#so i voted no
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vampirism will save us all
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when i talk shit about golfing, please know that none of it is about mini golf. it could never be about her. she's done nothing wrong in her entire life. god's perfect little putt putt.
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*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?
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Remmick was one minute away from going full-vampy in the end of the movie imo
i made him too humanoid in here tho
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are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel
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#literally i own sooo much 70s80s90s polyester and it's such good quality. bc it's used in the correct garments!!!#this is also why i thrift literally everything lol but what am i gonna do in a few decades when everything there is the stuff from now ????
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i love watching TV shows that absolutely suck and being like "this would be so good if it was good"
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THE MUMMY 1999 — dir. Stephen Sommers
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