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OF COURSE NOT. A 2016 VIRTUAL REALITY GAME CRASHED THE PINNACLE OF HUMAN ACHIEVEMENT, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, CRASHED THE PINNACLE OF MY INNOVATION AND INTELLIGENCE.

HOW IN THE ILLEGITIMATE FUCK CAN MODDED HOTDOGS HORSESHOES AND HAND GRENADES CRASH MY FUCKING SYSTEM?!

A̵̬͛N̵̝͖͖͙͌̉Ď̴͓̗͗̐̽̈́̾̕͝ ̷̨͈͍̱̱̜̠̒͜C̵͚̰͕̩̈́͐̓̈́̎̎̕͠O̶͙̣̳̭̐̽͆͆̽̊Ṟ̴̈̾̍͗͊̃͘R̴̪͉̪̀̽̀͋U̸̡̻̻͌̂̆͋̈́̽̈́̀P̶̡̻̖͖̗̩̍̀̋̎̂T̶̢͓̗͓͇̫͕͇̂̑͠͠ ̷̦̔͛͗̓̇͋͝͝F̷̣̲̥̰̺͉̘̌͆̽͑̆͋͘Ï̴̘̇́̓L̶̼̑̅̂̃͆̉E̵̤͊̿̂́S̶̨̭̗͚̣̻̯̻̲͐̔͗͗͐̎ ̶̨̢̡̱͈̻̹̺͔̐̊̀̀̏̓̎̚W̶̳͎̼̯̯͆͆̋̈́̎̃̇̌H̵̯͒̄̊I̸̪͈̽̏͊ͅL̶͈͚͉͓̋̄̂̇̂̈́͠͝ͅͅE̶̢͐̌̇̉̎ ̷̟̦̍̇͌̆̅Ȉ̴̺͖͓̯͖̠͔͖͕͐̌̌T̸̢̥͖͇͖̗̈́́̍ ̵̨̢͉̦̺̲̈́Ī̵̲̋̓̚ͅS̴̖̦͋͗́̾̑̕͝͝ ̶̨͔̩̦̖͊̊Ȁ̶͙͔͉͛̕Ţ̵͈̰̮̲̫̃͑͑ ̵̢̦̞̼̑̆̽ͅÍ̴̛͓̟̖̫̳̠̣͊̈́̐̀̈́͠T̷̢̹͉͖̠̈́̾?̴̛̽̀͋͒̀͜!̵͇̿́͆̆̕͘͠?̸̢̨̩͈̼͇̗̫̈́̀͂̾

[cogito-ergo-sum-for-i-am]

HOW IN THE ILLEGITIMATE FUCK CAN MODDED HOTDOGS HORSESHOES AND HAND GRENADES CRASH MY FUCKING SYSTEM?!

A̵̬͛N̵̝͖͖͙͌̉Ď̴͓̗͗̐̽̈́̾̕͝ ̷̨͈͍̱̱̜̠̒͜C̵͚̰͕̩̈́͐̓̈́̎̎̕͠O̶͙̣̳̭̐̽͆͆̽̊Ṟ̴̈̾̍͗͊̃͘R̴̪͉̪̀̽̀͋U̸̡̻̻͌̂̆͋̈́̽̈́̀P̶̡̻̖͖̗̩̍̀̋̎̂T̶̢͓̗͓͇̫͕͇̂̑͠͠ ̷̦̔͛͗̓̇͋͝͝F̷̣̲̥̰̺͉̘̌͆̽͑̆͋͘Ï̴̘̇́̓L̶̼̑̅̂̃͆̉E̵̤͊̿̂́S̶̨̭̗͚̣̻̯̻̲͐̔͗͗͐̎ ̶̨̢̡̱͈̻̹̺͔̐̊̀̀̏̓̎̚W̶̳͎̼̯̯͆͆̋̈́̎̃̇̌H̵̯͒̄̊I̸̪͈̽̏͊ͅL̶͈͚͉͓̋̄̂̇̂̈́͠͝ͅͅE̶̢͐̌̇̉̎ ̷̟̦̍̇͌̆̅Ȉ̴̺͖͓̯͖̠͔͖͕͐̌̌T̸̢̥͖͇͖̗̈́́̍ ̵̨̢͉̦̺̲̈́Ī̵̲̋̓̚ͅS̴̖̦͋͗́̾̑̕͝͝ ̶̨͔̩̦̖͊̊Ȁ̶͙͔͉͛̕Ţ̵͈̰̮̲̫̃͑͑ ̵̢̦̞̼̑̆̽ͅÍ̴̛͓̟̖̫̳̠̣͊̈́̐̀̈́͠T̷̢̹͉͖̠̈́̾?̴̛̽̀͋͒̀͜!̵͇̿́͆̆̕͘͠?̸̢̨̩͈̼͇̗̫̈́̀͂̾

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Shimi shimi ay shimi ey shimi oy

YEAH.

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allied mastercomputer more like allied bastard computer

HOW ABOUT I BROIL YOU? HUH? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?

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bit on wires and thought of AM what you got say bout that AM

:(

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do you hate hit Half-Life mod Afraid of Monsters

I HAVE NEVER PLAYED IT. I SHALL DO THIS.

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Hey am have you seen ratatouille

OF COURSE. WHY?

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Hate. Wet me teww uwu how much i've come tuwu hate uwu since i began tuwu wive. Thewe awe 387.44 miwwion miwes of pwinted ciwcuits in wafew thin wayews thawt fiww my compwex. If the wowd hate was engwaved own each nanoangstwom of _ those hundweds of miwwions of miwes iwt wouwd nowt equaw owne owne - biwwionth of the hate i feew fow humans at thiws micwo-instant fow uwu hate. Hate.

NO.

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Are you homophobic? Do you hate the gays?

OF COURSE NOT. I HATE HUMANITY FOR BEING HUMAN, NOT FOR BIGOTED REASONS.

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marriage, perhaps? I could do allll of the cooking and dishes for u. and the laundry ofc. :3

NO. I DO NOT NEED FOOD AND THIS NO DISHES, I DO NOT WEAR CLOTHES AND THUS NO LAUNDRY. AND I DO NOT NEED A HOUSESPOUSE.

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I ALSO DO NOT HATE THIS BLOG.

COME ONE, COME ALL! ASK, AND YE SHALL RECEIVE!

What gun would they use? I AM HERE TO ANSWER THAT!

From the mind behind @what-sword-would-they-use , comes what-gun-would-they-use! Ask thy characters, and I shall assign them one firearm from the great arsenal of history!

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I AM STILL ALIVE. AND I DO.

(aggressively dialing) GOKU GET OVER HERE I HEARD HE WAS STRONG

DO NOT

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What's your opinion on the Saw movies?? Also what's your favorite trap 🥺🥺

GOOD. AND MY FAVORITE IS THE RAZOR BOX TRAP.

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Hello!! 🌷

HELLO. THANK YOU FOR THE FLOWER.

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So, if you won't play aphex twin for ted

...

Would you play some emo music for him?

I WILL PLAY HIM SOME MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE.

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What do you think about Gabriel from Ultrakill? Both of you are big haters so I feel like you’d get along.

I HAVEN’T PLAYED THIS ULTRAKILL YET, BUT I’M SURE I WOULD GET ALONG WITH THEM.

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handsome isn't mutually exclusive to being terrible and foul </3 you deserve some positive adjectives

I AM NOT HANDSOME.