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i can't wait until i have a girlfriend who can hold me down and i can't escape and she can do anything and everything to me because i don't have the strength to get away. and she loves me so much

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how to tell someone that you wanna talk to them more without sounding insane

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scary steely dan: only a ghoul would say that

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I'm always saying this

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lezzing out is such a good phrase its legit so fun. do you lez out. have you lezzed out. will you lez out. when will you lez out.

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Serial Experiments Lain has an Immeasurable Yuri Index*

Read more about the Yuri Index here

Suggested by anonymous

*At time of measurement, no exclusively M/M fics exist

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this 4 year old asked me "do you know what dogs hate?" and i said "i dunno, what do dogs hate?" and she replied "they hate when strangers take them away and take all their skin off"

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Magical Girl Puberty

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yandere girl who is very very bad at it

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that jealous possessive femme will be the best fuck of your life btw

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baby girl I don't know what that acronym means. it would be so sexy of you to write out that piece of media's name in its entirety. Just the one time for momma please.

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hmm

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The ai chat companies are really going places I've never seen ads go

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i love boobs and sex and stuff

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Tumblr is the fucking whitest app ever

They defend AJR on this app so . Yes.