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OP: this is my robot vacuum

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All the Vermeers in New York (Jon Jost, 1990)

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Dios que pelotudo que es

Traduciendo:

No Odiamos Los Suficiente A Los Periodistas

Pene 10 cm erecto

No le creo lo del pene

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sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere

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things they should teach baseball players as soon as they go pro:

how to manage your money so you aren't broke at 40

sometimes your soulmate is a man

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I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.

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sometimes self-care is consuming a piece of media for the 174th time

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“I asked chatgpt” well I asked Ferrari and they said “we are checking”

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completely sober in the club googling WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

1x09 || 2x12

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happy pride to the boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend that mr the killers had in February of last year

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