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And that was the last time anybody on the team attempted polite small talk with Beard.

I’ve been working on this since eurovision and got it done just in time for the s3 finale 🥲 speaking of eurovision, if you look really really closely at the interval show you might just be able peep Beard in the background…

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They're all wrong

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Continues to push the Bex Is The Weird Girl Friend Post Season 3, ft. Recently Divorced Beard

(They’re laying on Rebecca’s front walk btw)

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Pre redemption Jamie tartt was the funniest bitch alive and I’m tired of pretending he’s not. “Roy, if you’re gonna go to the shower, you should take your sweater off first, pal” is objectively hilarious. “Babe, it’s 2020, women can do anything” in response to keeley not wanting to bid on him? Feminist king. Some welsh newspaper asked him for a quote about a teammate he hangs out with on the reg and he pulled the phrase “jaundiced worm” out of thin air. He hit on bumbercatchs mom (in front of his dad!), probably only because his own stone cold milf was safely in Manchester and it couldn’t be reciprocated. Roy scolds ted about wanting to know if the snacks in the locker room are tasty enough and he just slides in there with “uh…they are not.” A Comedian^(TM)

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AGH HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!! (ft., ofc, our favorite ot3)

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So Long, Farewell.

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man goes on three year mental health retreat after divorce, forgets to rent his own bachelor pad and is forced to stay with ex-wife and their former marriage councelor

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“All I want is when we win a match, to be able to kiss my fella the same way the guys get to kiss their girls.”

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#he finally got to kiss his fella

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sorry that last part was SO obviously a dream sequence! the only thing that would've made it more obvious if someone played a dreamy harp sound when they cut back to ted.

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Why is everyone saying it’s inevitable that Colin gets publicly and traumatically outed against his will? Is it not enough that a man be short, queer, and in a long-term dangerously codependent relationship with his Lamborghini?

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jamie: [just sitting there]

the entire team:

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okay let's fucking talk about this

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That right there is the Lasso Way. Now let's talk about the Lasso Way. Can we talk about the Lasso Way please, Ted? I've been dying to talk about the Lasso Way with you all day, okay?

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i was lowkey expecting them to run past keeley while she and jack were having breakfast and for her to be like 🙈 i pretend i do not see 🙈

You see your two most recent ex boyfriends doing this wyd