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if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

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Tumblr right now, watching all the censorship bills fail to mention it: nobody fucking move

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In the 2000s, phones had quirks and class....

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rabbits know and resent their place on the food chain

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it's so crazy that ppl think professionals being into kink is info that needs to be made public. ur too old to still think teachers live in the school yk?

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Soulmates

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Okay

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the day rowling croaks is an official trans holiday and we all need to be there to celebrate together. do not let that dickhead outlive you

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I've always thought Margarita would be a beautiful name for a little girl

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what was i cooking at 9pm on 420

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the tragedy of distance is simple I want to sit on the couch with you and do nothing sometimes

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a crime has been committed

update: @lingering-sunrise made me a meme

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Rick O'Connell & Evelyn Carnahan THE MUMMY│1999