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NOT THE FOLIGNO'S FAVORITE

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or i continue my tradition of adding songs that don’t really fit the theme to the intricate ritual that is fighting in professional men’s hockey

this time with lizzie mcguire

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CBJ TIK TOK COMING THROUGH!

@but1sthockey LOOK!

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The bags under my eyes are sponsored by the NHL.

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Fuck the NHL for fining Torts over comments that were the fucking truth. The league needs to fucking fix itself.

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The league be like

Criticizing NHL officials = $20,000

Head hunting = 😴💤

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First Victory Hugs

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who’s getting into hockey of all sports for hot guys. where are these hot guys. you literally walk around american eagle for ten minutes and find ten guys who look like connor mcdavid. if you’re in for more of the dad look change that to home depot. they get the shit beaten out of them for a living. half of these guys cant even make spaghetti by themselves.  

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blue jackets @ senators | 12.14.19

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Okay I've been dormant for a while but I have to say, I played intramural broomball at my university last weekend and THIS DAMN CARTER HART LOOKIN ASS BOY BODY SLAMMED ME... I didn't know whether to thank him or to just stare as he brutally used my body to stand back up. It's been a week and I'm still confused. Thanks for coming to my rant.

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Top 10 NHL players ranked by who could ruin my life and I’d still say thank you

10. you

9. can’t

8. rank

7. them

6. because

5. they’re

4. all

3. life

2. ruiners

1. josh anderson

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It's like lo-fi alternative music... like who the fuck decided that it was gonna be called bedroom pop? It sounds lowkey sketchy???

Yo, was anyone gonna tell me that the music I listen to falls under an ACTUAL category or was spotify just supposed to drop that shit on me?

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Yo, was anyone gonna tell me that the music I listen to falls under an ACTUAL category or was spotify just supposed to drop that shit on me?

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cherish him

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I REFUSE TO SEE THIS TINY LITTLE MUFFIN IN A LEAFS JERSEY. I'M HURT.