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cape obesity

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To be fair, Carol, "fattest Avenger" does NOT sound like a bad thing at all~

" You try having that be used to.. BUHUARP.. 'scuse.. You trying being marketed as The Earth's Weight-iest Hero.. It's not even a real word- ! "

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carolbesity.....

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900 pounds is the norm...

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" Oomfh.. Uh.. Yeah, that sure reads '900' pounds, Danvers.... Urp.. Oofh.... 'Fattest Avenger' is going to be a sticking title, huh.. "

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fat hero teams really do wonders to the thoughts

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Not exactly a rite of passage, or a status symbol once your weight topples over everyone else's on a team.

Some could say otherwise.

But you try squeezing through every which that hasn't been refitted.

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You in the mood for any of the particular heros today

anyones open

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cape

.... slobs ?

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Illyana being pumped full of hot, melted nacho cheese

" Uhlp... UHlp... " Let it be known this was completely out of her intuition, there wasn't a stray nozzle floating out of complete nothingness dripping with a warm to the touch fluid of gooey slop, complete on an empty stomach begging to be fed even anything that was in front of her.

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Well then. Welcome to the (PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!) club my new herald.

" Ooh.. .ybhleah.... BLHHAHHHHHPRHPRHPRHPRPPHHPPHHHRT... kheee... ith cuhmin ghirls....... FFRRRRRRRRRPHRTTTTTTTTTTTTT "

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Has long they can handle Gali massive gassy out bursts.

Do I have just the candi-BHHALLHPHHHBRRTTTT just the candidPPHHLBBBBBHHRRRRRTTTT

“ UUUUURRRLRP ... hoo ... why didn't anyone tell me sooner ? galactic feast come to momma!! ”

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Maybe thinking of turning a few people here into fatty heralds.

As if anyone here could oppose

That's just a ticket to an endless meal as far as everyone else is concerned

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BBBBBUUUAAAAAAARRRRRRRTTRTTREEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

“ Whoof

“ That was almost as bad as Jess' , should let her know ”

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TheRoundArtist: "Some Marvel rivals sketches I did last month on Patreon^^" — Bluesky

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mansion scenarios be damned but i think i miss my orgy island