commanderapunzel

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pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

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how do i make men w long hair luv me

men with long hair only love themselves and marijuana cigarettes. Its best you move on

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there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

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i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

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i've been finding the acts of violence quite speakable actually

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If you like love island I recommend reading jojolion

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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for months ive been thinking to myself "food is highkey yummy", a phrase which not only means nothing but is also stupid as fuck

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i basically halve a phd in philosophy because i think about things all the time

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lotr version because this meme encompasses my entire being

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More celebrities need to say stuff like this

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severance is so scary i hope jobs arent real

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A rat pulls a gun on a cat in Now You Tell One (1926) directed by Charles Bowers and Harold L. Muller

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if you take away lawful divorce, women will just revert back to god's divorce (poison)

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You always be on that damn tapestry