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commonwealth-larva · 6 months ago
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If this was 2018 Tumblr there would already be a swap au comic with 200 pages.
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commonwealth-larva · 7 months ago
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COVID made it so that instead of a unique personality, most of the queer Gen Z community all got the same one; Horny and Tik Tok quote. There is only one person named Moss, they all just don't know it.
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commonwealth-larva · 8 months ago
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Every time a musical episode of a non-musical show has a character say "oh no. Not singing. I hate musicals" A semi ironic angel cuts off his own wings and says it was for the bit despite actually really wanting to.
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commonwealth-larva · 8 months ago
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I'm always so curious what people who say they hate musicals are talking about. Like, what musicals are in their mind when they say the phrase "I hate musicals". What musicals have they seen in their entirety. Like, it's always Cats (2019). It's never not Cats (2019), but how could anyone watch that and go "the main problem with that movie is that they were singing." Like, Hamilton maybe or like a Disney one? I can't imagine they've seen a professional stage production of a show. or maybe it's like a noir situation where they've only seen the parody of it and assume what it's parodying is stupid.
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commonwealth-larva · 8 months ago
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Mfs be like "hear me out" and it's a person over 40, a children's cartoon character that's designed to be conventionally attractive or a disabled person.
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commonwealth-larva · 8 months ago
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"Beauty standards are a cheap tactic to make weak character designs more popular"
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commonwealth-larva · 1 year ago
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Godzilla is at his best when it gives Godzilla himself a unique and powerful character.
Shin Godzilla: I wish I was able to stop, truly. My existence is pain and my existence is ever expanding, and so my pain shall inevitably be your all encompassing existence. You and I shall be one in suffering.
-1 Godzilla: you cannot bury me. I will follow you wherever you go. You will never know a day in which I don't haunt your thoughts. I will come and leave in an indiscriminate instance and destroy your home, soul and mind
Monsterverse Godzilla: make me squirt, Kong
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