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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

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Anti-piracy ad from 2004

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Saw a post about the sesamarot and wanted to share my favorite reading

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i call this the headcanon chart. see my vision

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"Cats doesn't have a plot" "Cats is confusing" "I tried to watch Cats but I had no idea what was going on" Munkustrap didn't put on his best collar and come all the way out to the junkyard for you not to pay attention to anything he was saying

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don't give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.

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To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar (1995) dir. Beeban Kidron

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my criteria for liking music is like well there has to be noises

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"60-70,000 geese" is the new "i found 100,000 dollars"

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the skill of going "jesus i just dont fucking care" and scrolling on

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When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.