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If I was in a fanfiction and started coughing up flowers while working at a flower shop (because this is a flower shop au) I would NOT connect my crush on the tattoo artist next door to the flower cough situation. I would freak the fuck out and think the pollen at work was doing some Last of Us shit to me, quit my job and move FAR away. inadvertently my flame for the tattoo artist would fade with distance, solving my hanahaki situation and proving my 'the flowers were trying to turn me into a plant zombie' theory

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Ok my brothers math teacher has pissed me off so bad that I’m writing an email. Do you know how seethingly mad I have to be to write an email.

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Kept me up at night

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A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

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Since it's mid-august it's time for a reminder for the DIY folks or those who like to cosplay

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no amount of employment could stop me posting on tumblr dot com

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Carly Simon writing You’re So Vain about such a specific man, yet including the line “you probably think this song is about you” so that if he took it personally he would prove her point? Unparalleled power move

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Hello White Fan of an animated movie with a Protagonist of Colour who's story centers around their culture and generational trauma. In front of you is their older female family member/mother fifure who ended up passing that generational trauma onto them. You must talk about the effects that had on the main character without making out their female family member to be Abusive Evil Irredemale Monster, and without complaining about the Protagonist forgiving them. If you are unable to see the older female character as a deeply flawed but also deeply traumatised individual then the Saw Trap goes off. You have all the time in the world. Begin.

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Let’s goooooooo

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NOOOOO MY ART GOT NUKED

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Murderbot + text posts [27/∞]

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the second panel was originally going to have words but I decided it was better without them

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Murderbot fights like a little feral alley cat as far as other SecUnits are concerned

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SecUnits and laughing, a practice in comic making for me 😌🙏

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