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nobody’s fucking talking about how Isabelle is canonically LGBT enough to get on the wiki page for LGBT video game characters which is where all fundamental truths come from

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Funny way to find out which plant you might like to buy.

Source: apartmenttherapy.com

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Typical rainy day in Venice

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I’ve seen many posts reminiscing about how buckwild Twilight was but somehow nobody seems to have mentioned the matching family jewelry?? that for some reason the movie’s costume designers thought it made sense that all of the kids would casually wear a family crest to school every day and nobody would say anything about it?? as if five weird antisocial adopted teenagers who skip school a lot and are all dating each other doesn’t just SCREAM cult activity??? if Charlie Swan hadn’t wanted to bang Carlisle he would have CPS on that family in a heartbeat, thanks for coming to my tedtalk 

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More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

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yo whatever happened to gladiators n coliseums n shit? when did we decide that blood sports were bad? im tryna see two men kill each other on pay per view

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deadpool (2016) + text posts

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Goyim please reblog

Your dismissal of antisemitism because “Jews are white” first and foremost 1) erases Sephardim, Mizrahim and Ashkenazim of color. But also 2) shows your inability to consider complex narratives in an ethnoreligion older than the concept of race And finally 3) really just shows your internalized antisemitism

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Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

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Here’s the context: Our party was searching through a cave at the behest of a demigoddess, looking to rescue a number of elves and half-elves that were kidnapped by ogres for use in resurrecting their king. We have stumbled upon several carts with cages full of the people. Some immediately go for safety upon being freed, but a few others remain in the cages, more broken and hopeless than the rest.

Warlock: I’m gonna have Ferret (her weasel familiar) sing for the people so that they cheer up.

DM: Okay, roll a perform.

Warlock: … Nat 1.

DM: *inhales* I… Need a minute to think.

Bard, me, out of character: WAIT. Wait. I got this. *whispers in the DM’s ear*

DM: … Alright. Your weasel sings Deep Throat by CupcakKe for these downtrodden and abused elves. In Infernal. To the horror of literally everyone within ear shot.

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Did we ever figure out why Phil Collins went off on the Tarzan soundtrack like that

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Christian nationalist Mike Pence is going to have to swear in two Muslim congresswomen on the Qu’ran. This is filling me with an immense amount of schadenfreude

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*while showing you my mason jar moss terrarium collection*

this one’s where hozier’s sleeping until it’s time for his next album. you cannot tell anyone about this.

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defense mechanisms

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third base is when you both discuss your emotional trauma with one another