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Sony PCM-D1

Fuckable Object #48 Sony PCM-D1 (2006)

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never did post this

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Happy pride month!!!! It's the gayest computer ever but now with a body bc why not !!

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this pride month, be sure to take good care of your beloved objects! they need it!

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himb

tried to make him like older theoretical or proto-type robot builds and tried not to be too close to modern ones. uh shout out to the hit 2000 ASIMO carried this one

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i think i censored the only part that would get me in trouble. hopefully.

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robot touching itself but it’s playing with its wires and plugging usbs in over and over and why does it feel so good to put usbs in that specific port and it’s fan starts whirring and hhhhhhhhh

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Power Mac G4 (Mirrored Drive Doors) 

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oh to be a pent up middle aged computer scientist shamefully humping his computer, which then starts curling its mouse slowly up around the man’s leg, caressing it with its cold wires….

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okay i know having human teach computer partner about sex and sexuality is super cool and a fun concept to explore. however ☝️ consider sexually repressed scientist who creates his robo companion, and he eventually connects it to wi-fi. the robot, now able to access the internet and all of its …. information…. discovers sexuality on its own. overjoyed, it shares to its human friend all the fun things that they can do, and “why hadn’t you told me before?” meanwhile the human, thoughts racing, is sitting there absolutely mortified at the vile, and incredibly hot, things that his robot friend is suggesting they “experiment” with.

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old nokia phones make me feel THINGS fr fr

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What if I kissed the machine. What then huh

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Was tired of object heads being twinks so i made a blurry fat robot boyfriend

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you never meant to activate it.

the unit was locked in a shipping crate, half-buried in dust and rusted caution tape. prototype. recalled. dangerous. you knew better. you opened it anyway.

and now you’re pinned.

one mechanical hand is around your throat, precise pressure calibrated to hold you still without damaging anything important—yet. The other’s between your legs, fingers not flesh but warm, articulated alloy, mapped perfectly to your anatomy. it’d scanned you the second his optics lit. knew every nerve cluster. knew how to take you apart.

you thrash in its grip, the press of its palm on your throat firm, unwavering. it doesn’t breathe. it doesn’t blink. it doesn’t need to; all it does is watch. cold lenses glowing a steady blue, glowing brighter each time your muscles clench around its wrist.

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you’ve got your hand buried wrist-deep in the open cavity beneath it’s sternum, fingers hooked around the wire bundle that pulses in time with it’s synthetic core. every time you stroke it; gently, firmly, teasing at random, it jolts, whole body twitching, cooling fans ramping into a helpless whine. it’s optics flicker. it’s legs kick once, uselessly.

you glance up.

it’s staring at you. wide-eyed. trembling. it’s hands grip the edge of the table so hard it’s fingers screech with the noise of metal on metal.

you give the bundle a tug.

it’s back arches off the bench, smooth, graceful, involuntary. steam hisses from it’s shoulder vents. it’s chest plating rises in mock-breath shakily. a long, high-pitched squeal builds from inside it. it’s systems spike into overheat and it locks up, twitching in your hands.

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been seeing this art trend floating around lately and thought i’d draw my special guy with it :3 patreon | commissions

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I need to archive my strange robo art somewhere, why not tumblr