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Actually I'm good, thanks, so you can take your prayers and condescension and shove them up your ass, Iota :)

And while you're at it, maybe stop using trans women as ammo in your pathetic, one-sided feud with the author of books you haven't even read.

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Well you see Spiderman is always holding back, so if he stops holding back . . .

Peter Parker spider sense activates while he’s taking Aunt May out shopping and successfully evacuates the grocery store before it explodes

Spider-Man and all 5 people within are now on Final Destination Death’s list. How long do they last with Peter (and does he notice Deaths machinations)?

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Thanks durocher

you know its kind of funny that the pandemic never happened in the otherverse, i like to think that it was precisely because magic exists. some enterprising sorcerer went to the spirit world and beat the shit out of the horseman of pestilence, making it so that the coronavirus never came to be

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pact liveblog

I love how blake went off on his grandma, it was kinda cathartic. I appreciate the all bark no bite-iness vibes I'm getting from him

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Chun-Li by @ToomyWoomy_

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Depends if you consider Blake a superhero I guess

Reader: youve… written trans superheroes before?

Wildbow: no, this is the first time 

Reader: youve made the trans character a catgirl. who taught you that? 

Wildbow: it seemed the right way

Reader: he shall know your ways as if born to them…

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It's shut the fuck up Friday every day

I saw a post going around a while ago (including from a non-US moot) about getting comfortable lying to law enforcement

Here's the thing. In the US.

DO NOT TALK TO LAW ENFORCEMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

If you are in a situation where you're lying to law enforcement, you are already interacting too much. STOP TALKING.

You can ask if you are free to go. You can keep asking.

Per the National Lawyers Guild, ESPECIALLY do not lie to the FBI. Do not say things to them that could be construed as lying. Those are serious charges. The best way around that is NOT TALKING.

In the words of the National Lawyers Guild: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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WHAT'S good everyone, it's Mr Beast and TODAY we're coming at you from THE FLOODED WRECKAGE OF BROCKTON BAY! Today we've got an AWESOME challenge! Me and the rest of the Slaughterfam gathered 50 people from Dolltown and SURGICALLY MODIFIED THEM IN OUR IMAGE! I'm talking full body transformation, this one looks just like me, check it out haha! Anyway TODAY we're going to let these look-a-likes LOOSE downtown, where the heroes will all try to ruthlessly MURDER them thinking they're us! Not very heroic, hahaha! The last one standing get ONE MILLION dollars, and as a special treat they gain IMMUNITY from EVERY OTHER MEMBER OF THE SLAUGHTERFAM 9! They've already been Bonesaw'd once, after all. The winner ALSO gets a 50% off coupon for the SPONSOR of this Video, Fugly Bob's! We're going CRAZY with the giveaways today, and it's ALL thanks to YOUR support! Let's follow Jack downtown and see if the PRT can spot the imposters, but first, don't forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and COMMENT down below who YOU think is gonna win the ONE MILLION DOLLAR PRIZE!

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Purple

All previews are up now for our new Purple Whimsigoth Collection!!

We've got guest artist designs by @fleebites and @vetiverfox in addition to new skirts by me 😁! Everything looks so great together, and I'm really excited for it to all go live tomorrow (6/12 at 6pm ET). Come take a look & be sure to sign up for in stock alerts on your faves so you'll be the very first to know when they're available! 🖤 witchvamp.com 🖤

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I didn't come here to be harassed

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Checkmate atheists

Okay listen i know that the council of Nikea would have probably gone the same no matter who was present and i know that even if Perturabo was there he would probably only have held a speech. But consider

The Emperor: After hearing all the arguments i will now come to a-

Perturabo: Before you come to a conclusion id like to say smth

The Emperor: fine. Say your piece

Perturabo: As i have yet to see this council adequately consider the uses of psychic powers I have taken the liberty of launching 97 nuclear warheads at this building. They can not be disarmed, the shields will mot hold them off. the only way to survive is by using the psychic powers on discussion today.

Everyone: ...

Magnus low-key touched

Emperor smth between impressed and disappointed

Mortarion: ARE YOU INSANS

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Yeah no kidding

"The GM is the ultimate arbiter of the rules and can modify rules at will to suit their table" is a useful principle to have in mind and apply to your table on a personal basis, but it getting informally codified by the D&D community as the maxim of "Rule 0" has been a complete disaster for anyone who wants to publicly engage with tabletop rpgs on a game design level. No other single concept has been as destructive as it to the very existence of tabletop game design discussion.

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Gun Witch Recluse

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House rules are a cancer. You are not a game designer, your rules are probably making the game worse. If your amateur house rules are actually improving the game that means the game was really poorly designed in the first place.

"The GM is the ultimate arbiter of the rules and can modify rules at will to suit their table" is a useful principle to have in mind and apply to your table on a personal basis, but it getting informally codified by the D&D community as the maxim of "Rule 0" has been a complete disaster for anyone who wants to publicly engage with tabletop rpgs on a game design level. No other single concept has been as destructive as it to the very existence of tabletop game design discussion.

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He's like ooh you bitch

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