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Some little illustrations of dogs reading to use up the last paint on my palette.
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(depeche mode voice) your own. personal. pizza
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they call me the guy whos afraid of everything because. what was that. whos there
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my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."
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u know we in a recession bc lady gaga making good music again
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Karin Hosono aka かりん 細野 (Japanese, b. 2002, Sagamihara City, Kanagawa Prefecture, Japan) - Arakawa かぜ (Cold), Paintings: Oil on Canvas
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My tumblr notes when mutuales clock in to like my posts
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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest
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Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.
#abusive relationship#mariage proposal#and topping from the bottom#lmao at first i was like 'yeah not my thing but it could work as a fic exploring dark themes or something'#but the last two made it so much worse#this is awful no thank you
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Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.
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