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Is my post abt crying over r/v/b rlly gonna top my postal art posts😭
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when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually
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I love how we've lost the plot so thoroughly on what "pov" means as far as a TikTok/reel/whatever and now it's functionally the same as rod serling saying "imagine if you will"
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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole
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illustration of caveman girl song my brother & i used to sing as kids which was in sort of a doo wop style & detailed a date with a caveman girl who ate a whole brisket in one bite

[ID: an illustration showing a small man in a suit and a large cave woman sitting at a table together with a pair of wine glasses and a big plate of unsliced brisket between them. the man looks smitten, chin in his hands as he looks adoringly at the woman, who is holding up her fork and eyeing the brisket.]
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peoplpe are always saying very online things to me
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fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs
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I fear it's getting worse again. I.domf know what but I can feel it on the rise
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stop using juuls with the fools and come smoke a blunt with a cunt
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everyone is sick of reading everyone else's list of personal problems at the top of their blogs, we've been over all the reasons why this is a bad idea both interpersonally and as an online safety thing, however i think it should also be mentioned that just showing me the big list of what's wrong with you first thing when i click on your blog counts as spoilers and ruins the narrative tension. i clicked on your blog to find out over time, through a series of mysterious flashbacks and delightful subtextual nods, what's wrong with you. youre taking all the fun out of it
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Dude you can't even look up the Beatles anymore

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Oh my god I was gonna have this entire rant abt work and my managers and how I hate both of them but especially my managers but MY LITTLE STRONG SAD CAME INNNNN
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people on here love to call themselves a perverted freak and then post the most conventionally attractive steam engine you've ever seen
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oh yeah im dudeing it
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