oh god they’re making me listen to post-9/11 country music in the doctor’s waiting room
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Murzilka Children's Magazine (Мурзилка)
Evgenii Rachev / Евгений Рачёв
1947
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it is disheartening though because ummm if I can't get a part time minimum wage job what am I gonna do
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disregard everything I said about the dog job I will be dissapointed if I don't get it
#I didn't get the part time nothing minimum wage job which is like bruh#the lady wanted someone that's gonna be there like 6 months at least and I can't guarantee that I would be but#that means she's looking for a high school kid basically#you can't keep anyone that long because you're paying minimum wage
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Das Apokalyptische Weib. Matthias Gerung, ca.1532
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So it turns out I actually have to build the life I want to live
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you can actually still find porn on tumblr as long as ur at work or in public or with your family or trying to find something else or when youre trying to make a post or search your archive or check a tag or your dms or your followers or
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gonna start referring to my tumblr mutuals as my contemporaries
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i feel better now because i realized wait i don't actually have to take that job jsut because i convinced myself i should because XYZ reasons
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thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision
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